Salt Lake Herald | 1908-11-01 | Page 8 | Sure Cure for Love

SURE CURE FOR LOVE LOVE New ew York Sun j Apropos of leap year ear Rober Robrt BJ Ba the brilliant novels B and editor edior told at a dinner In X York a story stor about love loveA A man he said ald being profound v in love loe consulted c a philosopher I r am in love loe he be complained au I dont like Uke it It It I keeps me front from work 1 ing from acquiring fame tame Can y y cure me meIn meIn meIn In the study of oC M 5 the philosopher ophe stroking hi his p beard you ou will wil find a cure ure fOT r lor i n Contemplate the planets planet and the tle h 1 finite tinte depths of interstellar space n tb t puniness of oC yourself and the cance of o your love will wi stun stun TOO You i iSo So the Io lover er commenced star gain lt and all al went well for tor a night nigh or ta tl Then as he sat in his 1115 lonely jw top with wih his lila eye ee glued to a telescope t th i girl came and put her round whit wb w warms arms about hIs neck That night he gazed at the stars stan stal s a smore 1 amore more Astronomy he saw ivas wa wa r 1 n cure But love Joc Irked him and he be out an nn alchemist alchemist Give Ghe me a philter he said th ht will wi cure me of love loe loeThe The alchemist smiled There are many man stories storie he ay t about philters of this sort but t tare are all aU young oung sir quack nostrums nostrums Th only cure I can cn give gle you Is p acid But the man shook his head Ht H Hnot not want to die He wanted want d with witt 1 free fre calm mind to do his work work And as he mused on his hard har t cas cashe n nhe he saw a a yokel digging In a L Las as he dug the yokel regarded the nui nv mn curiously Plainly you are rich rIh the k said why then do you ou frown Crown ar ar srI sigh I am In love the man answer It I is torment torment How can I be cured The yokel roared with wit laughter Ho Ro ho he shouted that Is b v veasy t a easy one Dont Dant you ou know the answer No o said sid the man What Wat Is I I ITell ITen ITell Tell Ten me quickly Marry the girl said sai the yokel in ar aM arhe he resumed his digging