Show phones and divorces Divorce 6 statisticians fell ell us that there Is one telephone for every ninth person in this country and that every ninth marriage ends in divorce the inference Is obvious ob lous ther truth 1 is out at last mr air bells ingenious little invention has joined the discredited ranks of the summer the cocktail tile the fox trot the roller skate the ice fee cream parlor and the automobile it Is indeed a sorry state of affairs one telephone for every ninth person and on every ninth phone cupid pets gets the lie busy signal to forever reverl all too soon alas the wireless telephone will come into general lise and no home borne will be complete without its own little aerial aeriel runabout 0 statistician with thy pen prepare to write new records then I 1 thrift magazine fugazi fa gazi be |