Show A NARROW ESCAPE The late G C the chess expert of Philadelphia said a lawyer believed theoretically in vegetarian vegetarianIsm Ism as many of us do and occasion occasionally occasionally occasionally ally for days at a time he would eschew meat meatHe meatHe meatHe He told me one day he was going to give up meat forever I asked him why and he said it was on account of a shocking accident that had hap happened happened happened the week before in Norristown A J loom fixer in a Norristown mill millaid said aid to a rigger on Monday morning I What do you ou usually have for Sunday dinner Jack JackI I Oh a roast of beef or a ii leg of oft t mutton the rigger answered My wife attends to that part of it Ever FIver try a bit of pork said the loom fixer I Sure replied the rigger Its fine too Howd you ou like a bit of pork on Sunday a nice loin of pork said the loom fixer seductively I 1 got a pig and Im going to kill kUl him this week Hes a dandy Ill sell you ou a loin off him cheap Half Halt a n dollar doll at Tho The rigger was delighted with the thought pf cf a sweet and juicy loin from froma a bog hog He talked about it all the week looking forward to his Sunday dinner with a joy he had bad never nover shown shon before But on Saturday the loin was not delivered Saturday evening came and sun still no loin So sent his Ills little son to the loom fixer to see what the thc trouble was On his hig return em the boy said saida a You cant have that loin for they aint going to kill the pig Its ts getting bettor |