Show RUBE WADDElL BECOMES ATTACHED TO CONNIE MACK LN IN FACT TOO TUO MUCH MUC H SO I The more one sees ot of Mr Waddell the themore themore more one admires his men mental l I and social qualities There Is only one Rube and the tho world orid Is likely to produce another Just now his specialty Is being good to Mr Mack MackOn On the road the manager and the great southpaw occupy adjoining rooms Rube Insists on this arrangement so that he can keep a paternal eye on Connie and minister to his wants Sometimes Mr Mack RUbe be so good to him The strain is 15 too great yet ot the big bighearted bighearted hearted athlete will not be denIed Shortly after 1 ocl S Saturday a mornIng Rube thumped on the door between the two rooms Mr Ir Mack wanted to know the answer Get up quick Connie came the whisper through the keyhole le ive gut got something good gd for you and W It might spoil Hurry up Crawling out Of t bed Mr Mack op opened ned the door and Rube oozed In followed by an odor so potent and aU all pervading that the tho white wall paper turned blue in spots Sots Mr Ir Mack clung to the doorknob and gasped Guess what Ive for Cor you ou said Rube holding one hand behind him But at tle first whiff Connie had bad passed beyond the guessing stage He could only stand and take what was cOinIng to hIm bim So with ri a smile of tender affection Rube dragged from under his coat a cheese sandwich with onions on stare stale barroom onions f Think ot of n a man of Mr r Macks con conservative habits tumbling out of bed bedat bedat at 1 a m to eat a thing like that thaC Any kind ot of cheese his gentle souls soul wIth horror and onions would cause him to seek voluntary seclusion se lusion in a detention camp I If Eat f It right away while Its fresh urged Rube Youre looking peaked these days dars and the sandwich Is strengthening Look at me Soh reck weve had four apiece to tonight t nIght I Thank you ou Rube but Im not a bit faltered ConnIe Poor old boy bOil whispered Rubt furlIng one massive massie arm around th the slender frame ot of Mr Mack and rub rubbing bins bing the sandwich his nose Just smelt smell It If then It may give you OU OUan an appetite More than hours hourI ha e passed since this and i l speaking of it Mr Ir tack Mack saId he could still detect the odor of the sandwich And he hud had washed his nose forty times Connie thinks he must have fainted when Rube gave him the appetIte test for the next thing the manager knew he be was vas alone This may look like an effort to dig dib a asto astory sto story out ot of the standard cheese used for that purpose but the affair is a 3 plain statement or of fact Rube Rubi and Schreck c ered the sand sandwich sandwich In a German joint and have bac been ever since So far as known Mr Ir Mack is the only victim and he was caught In bed bedNo Xo No chance to csc escape c Rube nube actually was grieved over the repulse of his kindly office His heart alone prompted him to be good to Mr Mack In proof ot of that fact well state the sand sandwich was big bigger ger than Lave Cross fielding mitt Since Connie sp the sandwich h Rube has been more or 01 less blighted He passed from baseball At mid midnight midnight night trust trusty scouts reported the wan wanderer wanderer derer at a pleasure park parI seventy squares away The old love for tor the and the or of the steam barrel organ had lured RUbe awa away |