Show HATTIE ROSE I South Dakota Not a Spellbinder F CROWD LEFT IN SQUADS a MISS LUBE LAUDE FAILS PAILS TO MAKE HIT HITA fl A ARMORY c cI I Miss Hattie Rose Lube Laube Lq e of South Dakota to 10 an ai a audience hise of DO 0 and ie h the the ac its aP aPt t mory men last hist night The entertainment n t I was aa welt e 8 of el it all were ere present t but a ii little went ent a tL long way Along toward after J JEllen JEllen JEllen I Ellen Foster and Mrs Boynton of Smithfield had bad finished some remarks I on the glory of the fla and the great greatness j ness fleas of McKinley Miso Laube was in introduced IntroduCed Introduced by Judge Wenger the long longsuffering longsuffering longsuffering suffering chairman of the evening She had two copy books bools of the vogue in the school room before belore penmanship became b a lost art Instead however e c containing such mottoes as Be l Good kind nd You Will vm be Lonesome What is home without a aeri mother eri Has the or poor harl harln bird lost her hernest hernest II nest and others of that kind n Miss I books were jammed full of a agold agold gold standard speech which she pro proceeded i to reed read For a time the audience bore up with commendable patience I The armory was colt cold and the chill chillIn In the dreary air heat up any as the South Dakota prophetess con continued continued continued to flay free fr sliver silver and call it an issue in this campaign She had been beens ap s Baking aking probably fifteen minutes when I Chairman Callister had cold feet He was followed out by W W V Rivers Next Mrs Bradley secretary of the I state Republican n committee left the platform A L Hamlin and OrSon Ornon I Hewlett candidates for the legislature now stole silently away Even Uncle Jesse Je se Smith of Layton president of the State association grew Wenger Calls CaBs Halt aHalt a The Th hol ho polloi followed They Thoy go by ones and twos and threes three Doz Dozens Dozens ens rose and flitted moved tty flY a com corn common common cornmon mon impulse to get anywhere every everywhere everywhere I where so it was outside the armory Miss Laube was visibly embarrassed Once when it looked as if the entire congregation would flicker she stopped abruptly Judge Wenger threw himself I into the breach Ladies and gentlemen he said if you V want pant nt to go home go If you want to stay stay But do not leave in squads this w wily y for you are Interrupt Interrupting ing inn and annoying the speaker This held the crowd for a it time longer It must have been fully three minutes before anybody else went away awny Miss Laube resumed her reading amid cries of Go on from frum Sam Westerfield and anda a man roan who seem stem to fully realize realise I what he was doing Those ThO le copy coay Y books look very ery thick from front the ody body of o the house but j they certainly contained enough matter to fill an unabridged encyclopedia Miss Laube read bravely on until she ne finish finished I fed ed them although the remnant of her herI j I audience was nearly finished likewise She is 18 to be congratulated on doing one thing ting that no Republican speaker Weaker in I Utan Utah in this campaign has done donet donee I She e spoke rea re of dt the t gold l standard a as sn a I good g thing t and a d admitted that Bryans election elf would probably mean mean the free coinage of silver Miss Laube said fur further further further ther that thiU if the people who voted for tor or free silver four years ago had gotten gott n it they would be pe e looking for free lunches now Her hearers failed to thrill a little bit at this announcement Other Hilarious Features B Bt But U there were other things thing to add addI I to the gayety of the meeting aside from Miss iM Laube Chairman Wenger Venser was decidedly it H At the thE outset he read rea a aletter aletter letter leter from Air Mr Ir Dolliver Doliver of Iowa Ioa Who vho was Ivas wa to have haYe delivered an address addre Mr Dolliver Doliver wrote that he had been sud dEnt dery called caned to Wyoming But added Judge Wenger V enger there are other ladies present who will wil address addres you The other ladles ladies portion of Judge speech was wa heartily applaud applauded ed Mrs Boynton BOyntoR of Smithfield was ivas the first She he was fairly bub hub bubbling hubbling bling over with wit enthusiasm for McKin McKinley ley by She had no use us for the woman who takes no part in and said sid so Mrs Boynton Roynton told of or the work she he had bd done for the Republicans and mod modestly estly etl claimed her proportion of o the credit credi in advance provided ed the state goes g for Hanna Hanna I There was wa an acceptably rendered song sont by a womans quartette and Mrs Foster was wa introduced Introduce Mrs Foster spoke nearly an hour hor and a half hal Her I talk was wa good g natured nature in the main and she held the attention of the audience throughout Her argument consisted mainly of or anecdotes anecdote of her campaign campaignIng I Ing days sprinkled now and then with wih praise of the Mormon people ppe which she omitted in her speech s ech at Washington in favor of excluding B H Roberts from congress When Mrs Foster ter got through a quartette which is alleged lege to have come from the Y M 11 1 C A 1 gave two selections ton in style The real ral at attraction attraction traction which had been saved sved for the thelast thelast last las number on the Miss Laube Lube ws was now put on When Miss Misa Laube Lube began there were probably 10 people in the th armory When Ven she finish finished ed hd present something like were |