Show I CLEVER PARAGRAPHS Is the Modern Micawber Philadelphia Record Needless trouble is taken to prevent the i Publication of of private letters leters of ot President President President dent Roosevelt to certain senators with Ith a aview aview view to Influencing legislation now pend pendIng pending Ing ng In congress The president Is too vain of o his epistolary skill ski to permit his letters etters leter to remain long hidden from pop popular popular ular ula admiration May Make Congress Peevish New York Herald Herald Bob Evans Eans says we need more battle battleships batte battleships ships and less statesmen and now every everyone ever everyone one Is fg wondering if congress will wi meet the he admiral with a brass band when he reaches Washington Needs Em All Al to Express Himself Chicago Journal It Is I not surprising to learn that President President dent Roosevelt can speak Dutch Ger German German German man French and Italian One language languages Is s not enough to enable him to get all aU his ideas out of of his system Good Place to Plant Money Louisville That Wall street land lad quoted at 30 00 an acre is 18 not especially good for or tillage but Its Is a great gret place for separatIng Ing ng the farmer armer from rom his money mone Refuse Them Birmingham Age g Herald J 1 D 11 Rockefeller has no use for a sword of time but a pair of o coupon shears of Wall al street make would com corn command command mand his attention at once Boss Tweed Should Have One Philadelphia North American Now that the Quay Qua statue is completed complete New ew York will wi probably get ashamed of ot o her ier ingratitude and put up a monument to Tweed |