Show Ambassadors Wanted BY WEX JONES JorrES CIVIL SERVICE examination for fI United States Ambassadors will soon be held In Candidates must oust be over twenty years rears of ot age must mu have been operated d on ou for far appendicitis and must appear for tor ei ex neatly neat dressed To pus pass successfully a r e J Hs i must obtain 99 00 per cent of ot the possible marks In the following paper SOCIAL USAGES 1 What It D the correct c mode mod of ed dru in speaking to fo toa foa 0 a The Embassy Butter Butler b An Emperor e c JL d French Chauffeur a II A d King Kinge e An American who wants to fo t be b presented at al court t Otte Gl two diplomatic dill llo remark on an 0 letting the h ice Ica l cream drop droll on Oil your lour only pair p lr of ambassadorial am I evening dress trousers 3 J Should you forget a ladys name acme MID how would you ascertain it in too a CI matlo motto manner I 4 I If you lOll were to trip and fall fail upon ulo your note nose on Oil entering the tho imperial pretence presence how would you explain it ita Ita ita a If 1 the tho Emperor laid said nothing but tut bu looked very eIlI graver grave ft b If the Aa Emperor laughed heartily and muttered sotto lotto wee voce Ah dh those hou American cocktails s 5 How HOlD menu many peas peu i is it wise tle to eat ell ellon at ont one on got gott go I t 6 Would you consider it in good taste to grab Dra the tA table cloth to tt support your yourself self telf if d I one due ne of 0 the th Emperors suite should jokingly pull away your chair u you vets were vitro about to tit sit It down per qualify any candidate in answering the paper on UNIFORM lID DRESS 1 I Is it correct to wear a II derby hot hat with fOltA an 01 admiral uniform t Amice AMIDeI yet yea or no not not t f If one of 01 the guests at a an im imperial imperial penal reception mistook you lIou for 01 a II vol iol fireman what would os lis your SlOW course ue of flatten cotton 5 a In the event lit of 0 attending att t a e fancy faney dress tall ball at IU a If slam elam should h you talk t on diplomatic affairs 4 I 1 If f you u have hoo nothing nt but tut u tan shoe hOt would you risk rift spoiling them thew tAe by bV black blacking blacking ing them for tot any court S 5 If a guest puett p coffee over Her your vor coat which it u th the referAble preferable exclamation tier tion tione Ie e a Do it again I l dot mind if tf 1 ome you Or Orb b 6 Doth Bosh it If you fl lI w as LI youve fI spoiled polled my mil only suit Conversation Is another Important topic and ud candidates must se leere fe aver eyer CO l O per teat In ia answering the f questions 1 Glee Give Gill the proper prop remarks in fn the M following a s Stepping on 0 a ladys train traill t Ii Tripping Tripp at A CI levee and knock knocking J ing In over G the Emperor and Hit lIu thread o 0 Receiving 11 o Co sable Gable menage mella from electing you to 0 the IRa dna miss f Club t f What it is the th correct cI reply r to tofa toa fa iz a It Is I this thit tee weather hot lao enough for fot your Slay ya t tb b Why WAll are ar you SIOU so funny o a How HOlD many buffalo 1 have you yeu UtI shat i H d Do the Indiana S I many white non men in lit New Hew Pork e Do you think your veer dear deer President rui dent Roosevelt U Ie greater than Wash Troth Washington ington 3 Han HOtD would you begin b qi a II lion with an Emperor Who ho had tied your flour friends friendt if 4 you were familiar with wih social facial usages not nol to 0 serve beer b er at lit breakfast Candidates qualifying in alt all these branches of ot diplomacy will wall be placed on the eligible list of ot ambassadors on OD furnishing sufficient proof that the theare they are worth at least O |