Show FALLS OFF THE WATER WAGON AND IS LOADED UPON UON MILK WAGON The Th transportation problem was VMs a seri serious ous ens one ne yesterday Y morning to t a quartet ot o young men m n who having missed tho the thelast last car Saturday night hoped to make good goodOn on the th first ono one Sunday morning The cars caro had been divided among the four was WIlS one which should have had several cars c rs for its safe convoy and to toad ad to t th the problem It bad not ben baen b n even CVen evenly ly divided That is to say f y although a good share had bad fallen faIlen to the lot of ot each one of the four had a much heavier load than he could carry In the early hours of the morning they were seen se n making their way to tc the corner of ot Third South and West est Temple where leaning on the boards of or the fence ten e surrounding the ex excavation excava excavation cava lion there thre th rc they awaited the coming of the Jordan bridge car ear After excursIons excursions to the middle of the Street on tha th part parlor of the more agile pair it dawned on theta them that something was wrong No carriage e was Wo as in sight and there thereas therean Vas as an not n t among the eight legs in tho the crowd one pair sufficiently steady st to ten Ven Venture cn ture a a whole block east eat in search of such suh sucha a vehicle Lots Lot were cast and all sorts o of inducements men offered but a hasty husty start I toward town on the part of any of the three able to navigate ate at hit all always Resulted In Ift a rapid return turn trip Evidently it was Imperative Im e that some ome means menDS of ot transportation be obtained and aud that at soon n for tJ although the efforts were not s there was a great deal of spasmodic dle energy n directed ah ted toward to securing securing ing kg some means of transporting the now Inanimate form torm of ot the fourth member Just at this stage the milk wagon of the tho th well known Jake Smith hove in sight and hailing balling the driver a hurried colloquy took place between tween the vender of the white liquor and the Various bearers of or orI the other liquids The vender demurred but the more he protested the more m re de do determined I became become the others Finally all nil the pockets of ot the three were wera emptied In Inan l lan inan an endeavor to convince the milk mUk man that the tha th courtesy would repay him and J with many man protests P tests he consented The seeping youth was WIlS loaded none too care carefully I fully on top of the milk cans one of or the I remaining trio was carefully balanced on onI I top in order to hold him In place and hod hodI I the trip toward the west began the he other othar I I iwo two each other up In man an easy go 1 In the same direction |