Show SPRY WATCHES SOLONS WORK Smoot Machine Boss Sees His Minions Defeat Good Gov Government Government j Measure Me sure J SMILES BUT SAYS NOTHING FULL DETAILS OF HOW JOB fOB WAS DONE William Spry United States mar marshal marshal shah attended the funeral of the Gal Galveston Galveston veston municipal government bills In Inthe Inthe the house of ot representatives yesterday 4 Ii afternoon Mr Spry It might be said in passing P besides being on Uncle Sams payroll payrolls S Is i s also somewhat Interested In local tj politics polities He has spent considerable of the governments time of late study V ing I ng municipal conditions In Salt Lake li with especial reference to these meas measures measures ii ures Urea and not so very long ago came to 1 the conclusion that It would be a n great grent mistake should they pass the legisla legislature legislature legislature ture In arriving at his decision ho he was waa S aided and abetted by that 4 patriot Edward H also alse on Uncle Sams payroll As a consequence Callister was dis dispatched dispatched patched forthwith to warn the legisla legislators legislators tors tots that they were about to commit a arave grave rave error The senate enate where the S bills ills originated was first attacked by Mr Callister and his philanthropic spirit was never nev r revealed In a moro more charming light than when he stood up for the downtrodden masses by whis whispering whispering to Senator Peter Clegg o ot of Tooele county In the cloakroom of tho the senate these the words I We Ve do nat want these bills to pass as those rich people up on the hill hilt will wUl get all the offices S Senate Would Not Listen These words had their effect and Mr Clegg legs opposed d the bills in iii the senate but jut it was impossible to secure enough of the stonyhearted solons colons In the up upper S Sper per house to prevent the outrage be beIng S Sing ing perpetrated The house was next appealed to by Spry and Callister and nd as yes yesterdays yesterdays yesterdays vote Tote shows proved more sus aims susceptible susceptible I to logic and reason than did the senate In the effort to convince the representatives of the irreparable damage that would be done should the j t bills pass three other gentlemen also on Uncle Sams payroll were asked to assist In the noble nobie work These were none other than the great commoner commoner lr Hiram E Booth that stu student stud dent d of economics James H IL Anderson t known by the endearing title of ot Fussy Jimmie autt Thomas Thpmas Hull Hun Spry Gets Joseph Mr Spry was with the t edell deli delicate delicate cate task of or converting Speaker Harry H rry S Joseph of the house As Mr Spry I owns Mr Joseph body soul and red redhair Pc hair this was an easy task and the theman theman theman S man who wants to be congressman by bythe bythe bythe the grace of the Smoot machine obeyed with the most commendable prompt promptness ness nessIn nessIn ii In this way the machine worked and an anthe the work was done well Afraid to Enter Senate After the triumph Mr Spry walked into the senate cloakroom with Representative Benson He was all smiles but said nothing in reference to the de defeat defeat defeat feat of the bills Mr Benson wanted p to go into the senate chamber to con confer conter confer fer ter with one of the senators and asked Mr Spry to accompany him himI 1 I dont care to go on the floor of ct the tha senate as It does not look well wen re ye responded responded S the Rep b n leader |