| Show WINE FLOWED LIKE WATER Three Thousand Dollars Spent in a aFew aFew aFew Few Hours Tonopah Bonanza The Interior of the Tonopah Club sa loon at an early hour yesterday morn ing resembled a dumping ground con considerably consIderably more than it did a liquid re freshment resort Two score antI and more of empty wine cases eases were strewn about the floor promiscuously while the col lection of dead soldiers caused one to believe that an entire regiment had been ruthlessly slaughtered Colonel Abe Abc Brown Bron was the host at a champagne party In the Tonopah Club saloon that goes down in the of or I the camp as the greatest sa i st I I of the kind ever er attended In this neck of the woods He lie had won a big bunch of money on the election and Invited the I I public at large and some not at large largis I I to help him celebrate Before the I I ties were over and Just as many of the I guests had reached that stage of Iani Iam fifty oases eases had been broken into and the con tents devoured at a cot cost of ot Here by way of parenthesis and pride the Bo nanza wishes to state that its showed up yesterday morning entirely entIre ob oh livious to the entertainment of or the night before Abe Abc Brown is a l public spirited man and a jolly good fellow but we take it that he owes the th people of this city an apol ogy Og Telephone advices were received from Rye Patch that a water shortage was Imminent and urging the officials official of ot the company compan to have hae the Bonanza print dodgers warning the people against sprinkling their lawns until notified to the contrary It is the common belle belief that Mr Ir Brown is the th cause of the thc ex cx biting conditions Ills His guests are evi el dently trying to put out the time flames that are consuming the Inner man his wife and family blood relatives and other otherwise otherwIse otherwise wise Meanwhile the property owners are advised to put putout out all nil lights I ligh in their homes at 9 p m until the water problem Is ig solved Towels and nd Ice are in great demand so much so 50 in fact that a local merchant who has been ad advertising advertIsing a bargain sale of the former has las cancelled all contracts and has raised his prices to the normal from SO fI j dents Cents to tCo At this writing Mr Brown Is still Jn in the tho arms arma of o Morph has bas been leen working faithfully while Abe Abc has hast been t een reposing and he Is expected to rise again some Borne time between now nour and the resurrection day dayI I 4 |
