| Show I o Live Wires I 1 0 The Man Behind the Hat With a 8 headpiece hedle of Paris creation creton She Sho caused a real Easter r sensation At the Ute bill bm on the first firt The me ie old QI man yelled arid and cursed V Ha He Dd it i with expostulation e an Mr Carnegie says sa s he h is glad giad to h Ilave ve a poor man in lit the family a feeling that thatis IB is i doubtless shared by the man manThe manThe The Time way in lu which diplomatic corre corr correspondence eor is being bong given tive out at Mt Wash Washington I ington suggests that Taft laft ia is i slipping off the lid I 4 ld o I Ladles who lo have new hats are firm firmly V ly 13 J convinced that we hove already alred had pad t rainfall to Insure an abundant dant water supply I The Th In the tha Sully Suly case should rule that stock exchange deals dels are gambling transactions only so far as the investor is concerned Sometimes a mans relatives forget all al a shout about him but never when wien he h dies and leaves le O a N big estate e te Bigamist Hoch of Chicago says nays h lie he wants to be tried by b a German jury and undo no doubt he lie would be b well veli wel pleased by a Scotch verdict V Among AJ org others deeply grieved grieve by the news that DetectIve Dowse was wa run out out of Goldfield may maYbe be mentioned Attorney Attorney Attorney ney Edler of o Salt Lake I ake Considering the excellence e ef f Mon Ion Mondays days lys fight it it i i is hard bard to understand why hy any ay one should be criticized for at attending attending tending General G nral agents of the Equitable appear ap appear appear I pear to think Vice President Hyde is I not a a good god risk I With a 0 salary of a year it will wi be seen that the of I the Russian army army is almost as tant as a a mining expert Dont Be Mean About It Whenever you find a n x Mr or driver Stuck fast fait on a hill bill hl with hk h hi toad load Ia Just give him a lift or pass ass S by him You pile Ue rooks rok in the road roadA roadA A state where marriage is made easy is not altogether undesirable und Here is isa isa isa a Bingham Binham Junction man who ho has lost losta a wife and a cow and all al that tat he is worrying about abut is the cow Pretty soon the change of climate will wi begin bepin belin to play ply all sorts of oC unexpected ed e tricks with the arms and eyes e res of f baseball bas bal players From Pages MIGHT BE WORSE VORSE Of course Ive Ive done a bit of lying in my time remarked Ananias Anania but no noman noman noman man living can charge me with wih ever having riven Iven out a circulation state statement ment mont for los the News With this much offered by way of ex cx extenuation the champion liar lar of his time I turned over and died LETTING LEING EM DOWN DOYN EASY E SY SYr I r suppose remarked George III II as he affixed his signature to the stamp s Amp act this thin will wi raise a great holler holer but wait till ti the light company company springs sprin its it franchise proposition Contrary to the generally accepted view George was as but an amateur grab ber her after all al V AIMED TOO LOW friend had just called to re turn the manuscript manu of Paradise Lost Lot What do you ou think of it inquired the blind bard V Why Wh its is Pretty fair John ohn but you youse see se after reading Frenzied Finance With Vh a bitter biter sob Milton lon threw him himself himself himself self into a chair cair Too late he realized theme that he should have selected selete a a loftier KNEW THE PROPRIETIES With a shot Kit Ki ar O brought the huge grizzly Drizzly down don aa and l his hie hi Indian friends rushed rushe forward with I their skinning knives Stop sternly commanded comman ed the time great reat hunter bunter do not dare to lay n it f hand on it i rive until Loeb Loch and the photographers ar arrive arrive arrive v V The statement that Kit I it Carson lacked lacke polish is clearly an error CAUSE CASE FOR CONGRATULATION CO J Oh I lout dont know murmured Caesar as the Ule conspirators closed in on him this so O bad I might have been I first vice president of a life Insurance company V Drawing Drawing his mantle mante about him he I passed away with smile smie on his Ills lips THE FOOLISH ROMANS ROrA S I A committee of the Rome Commercial CommerCial club had called to kick about the lire tre What in thunder ails ais you OU fellers teler I demanded Nero Think of ot the the fix fix oud be in If we had a volunteer fire department fre A moments thought satisfied the members of or the committee that the fire would indeed leave leae them their build ing lots and they withdrew without other word an another another another |
