Show FINDS AND WANTS JOB Would Take Salary ry Prom el William N CHANCE REVEALS POSITION HAS PAID A YEAR NO OWE ONE O E KNOWS HOW LONG 1 B Eo W ell eI au I COLONEL U Lk hiss IMS taken a leaf sW at St eIf f n nIsh ton Ish history l A few centuries back hack it was ins tb u the theof e 0 tn of Spanish cavaliers elS to sail aH 1 Seas ata hoist hoi t their ensign Ip on en the IMM d they struck at ruek and claim it for t th the Wa en of Castile by br right ht of discovery Colonel k has discovered a long forgottEn federal job in Utah sad and aMIt he sau s sit it ut is i his hi because he be found it f search yesterday e a to T r r Veal val a man men outside out of the holder heider of th he job who h hd had d ever ter heard of th the un ur until Lit til Colonel Colo great discovery y took place The Th office uke Is that of statistics agent division of foreign markets market and it itis itIs is js now DO held hI by Colonel eo 1 William lliam ot 01 the Salt Sat Lake Tribune When ben and i Ly hy whom Colonel Nelson on was as i politician is able to t tell H but belt the ner belief is that the tile appointment appe wax waz mad aUld long Ion long ago Politicians of both parti have hal scanned the Utah patronage patro e h Ii list 1 many man times during the past but bat none non of tb tb them rn m ever eier heard of th t the effi of state statistical l agent and the sloe ion prevail that tbt the th job went out or of r general JEneral circulation before the present pen geri en of politicians came in Duties of Job Unknown Colonel has baa not disclosed di th fortuitous that thiat I him hire of ot the existence tenee of the place bat li II lita lie lieIs ta Is L not to be a second oar Columbus Colonel wants his di dit dis overy for himself Finders keepers is 4 the motto he be has placed oat os hi his The nIe position pays pa s WW 4 a year The Th gov government government directory reveals als this much mitch but the duties of the office of are aft not knows know knothe t the local Joral politicians Th I discovery of 1 new star titar never created more moors i i I in astronomical L circles than the discover of f this job has created in Salt lAke Ike petit i ical i ial cal caI al circles and the politicians may IRa t be 4 r trusted to soon get possession 5 on of full pin par particulars regarding the post The nature f infer inference i is ili that the tile state tate 1 agent frath gathers ri figures fi for the government but n nobody body knows kno s for sure The struggle of if the rival colonels na mu i ibe v be regarded r as on etc Colonel Nelson Nelsen on is well wen known as on One of nf the th Am American tan party narty stalwarts and t stanch Kearns man Colonel i otherwise in both respects re He was WalI t Iv ly regular last fall all and stands i w e n II I I with the reigning Republican house that his chan hane s of becoming state st ti ag agent nt may be regarded a as bright brish unless indeed jn the position is i a life JV io Some Seine So veteran politicians say sav Colonel k ot ote K t ton I ISon ton Son on must have held it for a lifetime a at I J ready cause because bf bees use the he t oldest oId t politicians can cannot cannot cannet not net remember ever e r hearing of the tha pIat Some nM b take the position th Ih that if colonel Nelson Nelsen held Mid this place lace the two Cleveland ns Its 10 should at Ht once o place in ill the bands of f th tho treasurer gurer of the tho Democratic stat state e ni mitt the sum lUm of the aSuit of tha 1 salary al ry for eight years ys The Tb Utah etah congressional co onal delegation dpI w uta t v be tN dr l 1 upon to tn teaks make every efort I c dislodge N on The stor tor and the congressman m n shudder ev every VIT ry t tint tim m they think how hour near the l Kearns ins caine to es escaping |