Show The egister Hans proprietor of oC f Hotel Ra koU Salt Mac lac Arel an ancient fisherman Algernon le temporarily in so society clety Joe Jo a social lion The Th Sea Serpent by b himself Carrie f A Payne a Montana maid who writes Tottie 1 j a n summer girl Mrs u Terra Belle Ortt in the smart set Guests servants t summer boys bO S smart setters sett o Act ActOn I IOn On the beach in front of ot Hotel Ra kofr A chorus of girls eirls In stage bathing fult patter forward followed by b a few meek m k chorus men They The sing singA A bunch buh bun h of merry merT maidens we In cos costumes costumes tunics very yeo trim Of course its ils costumes that we we mean Weve Just been b n out upon the beach to have a little swim wlm Or Of course it was the tire social swim we w mean Our costumes are designed to give ghe a play of ot action free Of Ot course you OU know the kind of ire fre free we mean meanA meanA meanA A A fact tact that thal you ou can ascertain while stroll stroH strollIng Ing by the sea Of course cou e you ou know kno now no what by br see s swe we mean Oh wo we have come from front town lown To get our skins tanned brown Each has a warm complexion That surely surel Is a peach For swimmIng we are dressed But of course you O mus mUst t have guessed We dont go near the water but parade the beach Here comes Hans the tire Innkeeper Lively burst comes down the steps ste to front center Solo In days daS of at r old when It is cold When all Is Js Ice and snow 1 I wait walt the time when summers clime cUme Shall bring tp me the dough And warble soft and low Jow When Whim comes the summer fair Folk flock from front here and there Stop at my m place bright is rny my m face Gone rne Is ts my mJ look of care For Por what care I i when bright the sky To make a roll ron Ill try tryl t So 50 what care I Ill charge em high Anti And Ill get pet rich ere I die Strikes a pose A disturbance within The property man drops a barrelful of or glass into the cellar while the bass bais drum drummer drummer drummer mer has a fit Enter two clerks wearing arc lights on their shirt fronts and drag ging Tottie What have we here Clerk This damsel Tottie is abaft her board bill and when I 1 request requested gt ed cd her to loosen she went into bank bankruptcy What have you to say sa fair maid Oh sir what you do dooe owe sir but bul cut out all aU ague effects and tell teU us Tot tie unrolls a parchment ten tea feet long Tottie Sec this first five fire Inches is ia siv gIven en up to board and lodging which I 1 could coult easily liquidate but the other nine feet and a half halt are extras that I knew not of I know I owed lowed it But you oU do Tes its due WInks at the or orchestra orchestra chestra skips forward and sings On this summer day with this bill bl l to toro nay oay ro roI I T am feeling rather blue For the frisky frisk clerk In a hard nights work Has Ha found that It 19 i due du It gives me rue a pain He can dun again There was as a with google eyes Ha lIe was as striped green and brown Spoke a aw f w words to my great surprise And just thing thine went down Up rose my ringlets l e of thin tr nt gray J hair He Re Ive come to town Said hed attain again go KO And Mid just then the thing went down dOw Does Do s a hornpipe h rn ipe ery shakily So you OU s co r kind ind friends we have hae rf i Serpent erpent crp nt after all and tonight we Wehl shall hl U see ee mm him heers arri I t believe lIet I fall taU in love loe loewith with the mysterious monster for he is the tire nearest approach ta to the red devil den tense telliG whiSper r whom I 1 am urn seeking How does Je he look J ok okIa Mac Ia a cable train coming c out of the tunneL He has large green optics and a mouth lull full or ot otte teeth te th that never were wOre brushed Carrie Oh Joy jQ Then I 1 know kilo I could love loe him When hen can I see him Tonight at 12 1 by b moonlight Joe Before that time I want you YOU all aU to attend the dinner given by Mris Terra Term Belle Noys o s to her pet donkey Sup Till TIU then let l t us u be merry Carrie Came in ht center Mac lac and arid principals principals principals pals on either side Ide Away Aay Awa J Away ar to hunt for the thc serpent se nt gay Theres Ther t something doing Sensations brewing bretting To help us pass the day da ht bright Will glisten the moons pure ray Well go and seek this wondrous freak Away wa Away JJ Tableau Curtain ACT A T 11 Il Scene 1 l erMon halt hall of at Mrs Terra Belle BelIe Joe O e and Mrs MI Noys lead l ad the th smart set zet et in the following lay la Just now nov Jt it itis H j the real thing In hi our very vez smartest set setTo setTo setTo To try some batt little litte fling Which m makes k g a hit you bet The crazier crozIer you u make malee It Wh the better It will go BO BOAnd And UJ eager way tty they the take it Just merely mer ly goes to show MOW It If it is Its nil all the KO go o oTho Tho Thorn it is i awful Its swagger you know knowAH AH AU weird w ird Impropriety Goes here In smart m rt society It may b but 1 it Is so Grand cake walk Enter butler Butler Miss Carrie A APa A Payne ne Alt ATI A line Une lineup lineup up Enter Carrie Mrs rS Noys Nos greets her Carrie pointing at Is that the pet that youre honoring Mrs Noys o soh Oh no this Is another one But come orne Let us away awa to the inspire Inspiration ln tion 11 pavilion pa lIlo 1 Exeunt singing lf If Its Enter Algernon and I Algernon Yes I want you to take my m dictation for tor life while hUe I r II il l walk alk I the floor for fO you May Ia I 1 slip sUp this ring on Does Doe so I the third this summer summerAl Algernon Al er Now that we have hac paid off oft the landlord I 1 think wed better gather eather our grips and nee fleeS I 1 lean can pay pa the bill but butwill butwill I will J lh have h to fall down on tipping the hotel l help li The train wont go 0 before raid I night What shall hall we do Algernon Opera rule When in doubt sing shig K They ley 1 ey clinch climb and sing I Ah Alt Ahm my dolorous girl iri Come Coro now hoW arid arl f y with me rue Weh no business bt n sll I Here byth M J eastern easl rn sea But the bill is too toot too o high hIgh i With extras and such It is Ii really too much I And to you OJ I 1 must sadly sad reply 1 I dont know kno what I owe for But its iCs due due u due And I suppose s escorn scorn to take taken an anI n nI I O 0 U As to your little bill billIt billIt billIt It must go unsettled still Tho Tim I dont know kno what I owe for But you ou say sa I do dot doDoes Does t oes a skirt dance to the chorus chores Away Awa to the dungeon with her herl I Will no one save sac me Algernon entering I will Who J wishes to be saved saed Fair Pair woman in dis lis distress tress tn ss never appealed In in n vain to Algie Aide Per Percale cayle cale Takes off oft his imitation Panama to the gallery Tottie turns starts staats toward him hirs Both stop then gasp Wha Did anyone sneeze Algernon grasping Tottie by the wrist and leading her to front What are you doing here and what wrong I cant pay pa my bill blU Algernon serious Having Haing been hera squeezed squeezes on corn COrD I cant help you ou Algernon Hold An tn Idea Appeal to o the l young oun woman from Mon Montana Montans lon I tana tans Tottie What Carrie A Payne the d seer Algernon e That ih t same She has nothing g I but money and It would make her sore to think she he have a corner on the I worlds misery Turning to the chorus who wilo have hac heard he r nothing Come let us welcome fair Carrie with a merry merr I Ila lay la They group roup around the steps Good mourning morning Carrie CIe Are re you still in Does our your toothbrush sextet Still make life gay Say Sa look lok herC her g Carrie Carril Dont you dare dar get merry mel Since youve learned learne how to make mourning pay j Carrie Crie appears appa on n the porch followed by b the man with the spotlight She he hewen wears wen blue goggles gogl and carries carrier cres a a bag ba of ot fudges r Strolls S forward f and wearily A er young genius geus never ne cr Did In the world exist exist By Bv B all al Im Im known wn From my m dismal tone ton tonAs As a brilliant pessimist Of course cre Im Fm Im tremendously clever On that tt point Fm rm Im content But my boasted bated liver With pain does doe quiver At u thought of o merriment My I object all aU sublime You will wf perceive vere In time To fill fl folk fol up with lime lime lime To fill folk up with lime ll la I ime And J having given vent e To my m great gat discontent Ill 11 frown frow upon all al merriment For what Carrie Care meant AH 1 depart denart depar except The sea is Te serpent i not here yet Til ru pass pass the h time by y singing gf and dancing a Salt Sl Mac ac Are Arel Are on ol manh No n need d i l t l b bother public on shush shush hot daysh 1 lye vc sheen shea SUpPO Come al all Enter the chorus who group wae waves to Mac Arel gup who forward forar a hitches bitches em up and aird ad bellows belios j i I was as sailing m my boat this Just u t at the th break ot of da day bat th nira I saw a sit sight in th the Seething sea That fie filled me with dismay s rin v 14 1 Mv col a to tB rescue love lote The h proud rO d tg hotel t man calms r s But B t there are waiters waiter to fee tee And I cannot see Any An coin for the outstretched palms palms f And nd now let l t us away a ay to the train trin and I hope the engagement will wi last lat until we set et home Exeunt snuggling Enter Carrie Cd Carrie Lle Ive given them the slip and nd now note noW Its Its me to the beach bach to see If i there is anything In this story tor be before b before fore the herd her arrives arrhe If J it should prove proe to be e the lover lon r I am seeking ng Be Bt still sti my O celebrated liver be still stil I Dark cha g Scene 2 TIre The Tle beach bech by moonlight The sea serpent prances prance up tip and down before it u chorus of mermaids and sings Oh Int r a sort sor of at advertising agent agent A pageant a very ver gay g gent gent I have haY been seen s en front from shore from yachts acht and steamers ste mers By smooth dreamers creamers ad schemes scheme likewise pipe pip The cute b hotel l man ma hires hir me if I hes hers on That Is the reason I come each ech season My Ms Stunt Is I not to stop In any an place long Just sing my m rag r g song away I Swimming cons coast floating up and ad down dow the th cs Makine people think seen a ghost And fast or br slow I 1 gayly gayl go Writhing twisting to and fro fec Jolly olY Old sea serpent from front the watery water depths d below blow Strikes a listening attitude Carrie Cie heard he singing Im Im roaming rm the seashore I 1 hope I may Sea serpent nt sea s serpent sea serpent sent You Youe ve captured the maid mid with the dole dole ful t mind Sea serpent sea se serpent sea s serpent erint se My ty gigantic Intellect dandy dad and fine My 1 iy cold heart her awakened to love loye fine all aU is thine Urine Refuse me and nd I will i plunge into tho brine to Sea serpent sea sa serpent sea serpent Carries enters singing the last las word and kneels kels imploringly you ou love loome me Carrie I do doe doh e T h J jo joy y Oh rupture rapture Know h 01 th then hen n that I am a prince who was turned turn I into a sea a because I wa et mr m hotel bi bill and r I was doomed to p pay maIn r re thus until some plenty plent of oC dollars fel In love loye with me Pray ox ex I euse Inc e for tor r a moment f for Py I a lightning change l Dives behind a canvas billow Bobs bUo uj u up a regular Gibson boy bo with joyous ment ments He folds Carrie Carric Care to toa him gar gr Cr nd so 50 oure a prince I posed foreign noblemen sup il were sharks of them are arc lobsters ho hither lObser But come the merry villagers Ent r LJ mer Where here Is our sea am or rather was until am tn r wa re reS turned to ture ay thy Jy proper person vron by this thi fair damsels damsel s love loe The date is ls Te ean canceled l L But my m money mone ril ru sue you your r up Forget Foret It Therell Theren be another another me ne around soon I Lets b be gad glad that aU al ends ds merrily menU All Al forar forward Now ow our ban Of or yarn arn is wound wound wound d Happy apPl oun J Is a the b end weve we ye found foud found SUl Still It worn at all n Soon son to find d a new se nt t banGIng u Tableau Curtain Cur I I 1 |