Show GREEK VS GREEK ON GRIDIRON U Faculty iti Students Meet Under 0 F POOR COACHING LOSES FINE POINTS AMONG PROFS ARE ENTIRELY OVERLOOKED The university may be all right when It dines to young idea hoW to bu whop shoot is Ia the direction of thit great college sport that Is a different story This was demonstrated yesterday when members of the faculty arrayed hi foOtball armor and to meet the students In battle array It demonstrated that when the theory and put side by side on the gridiron that practice tice gallops between the goal posts a asure sure vinner while theory is scattered up and down the field In anything but dignified pOsitions Just for a little excitement and to raire funds to buy the real heroes of the Varsity with abig Ii on them to be banded down to posterity a game was arranged between memBers of the faculty and Maddock against students had never In Ina a football and were therefore students hi the full of the term As above stated one team el 1 1 L uv I This Is because tile mighty man front MichIgan was a mighty ha factor i the fAculty Skid of the game Hail there been two docks instead of one Maddock and tell there have been a I tale to relate An it was even 1 Maddock in the lineup the students got away the game by a score of 5 to 0 Too Fast for Their Company the faculty team sied now that the game is past It might not be amiss to some of the weak In his coaching which If cor corrected would flave the result Iii favor of the Profs For inStance Beckstrand and were entirely too fast for the company Evidently they had been told to be up n their toes and got off with the signal The result was that these two stars classed the members of the teams in their getaways They should have been given the bail oftener as ItT is doubtful it any of the students could have ever overtaken them Spiegel in the line wa the one weak spot He is hardly ong enough to withstand the onslaughts of the and If it bad not been for Professor backing him up larger holes would have been made in I this one particular spot The be said of Professors Merrill and Lyman And it was here again Professor Cummings the team from disastrous by Tm placing himself iii to receive the shocks hurled at one of these gentlemen Ebaugh quarter and had one grievous fault Several times he was heard to sing out 1120 instead of thich always a touch tinder Maddocks of coaching This twisting of the signals responsible for numerous losses All of the other members of the team play entirely too rough for a game like football Bunches Sat Upon Maddock The students amused themselves en with Maddock Every time the ball as put in play they alt rushed for Maddock Dale Pitt coached them to do this add It is a great system Once hatch got away with the ball for a run and a touchdown and andone one wondered what th mighty Mad dock was doing thIs tUne tion showed that live students him down and were sitting on him to see that he did lie They at there until the ball was safe behind the goal If anyone thinks for a minute Maddock Is not with the stu they would change their minds after seeing the was eleven of them in In huggIng hint every time the ball was put in pay The faculty team was very thought ful in making all arrangements to do bury any of the students should they by killed t full corps of red cross with several doctors to them occupied benches on the side lines A ambulance carry ing a Skull and crossbones flag dashed out the field on every looking for student victims up smiling A of in at and the student yell was Kill the Faculty with vigor at down If any of the student team he failed add tt is a safe to that will all be around aga ti year to gt even for yep disaster |