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Show DONN PIAT AND THE MOTH. We give it up. Tin re is no use attempting an escape. It is out fate. Wo ari! a moth-eaten man from now through all eternity. Nay, we are a mould d. mildewed water-repcllanl. Our cxL-hane did exli.iu.it k'jc-l'. There limit to a bad joke. It will wear out, J n lime, with patient endurance, en-durance, one can witness the death and burial of a bail joke. Tho exchange, ex-change, made up of much sett-sord a. id a small amount of brain, wearied ol that allusion to the heavenly locality lo-cality where moths do not corrupt. , But certain educated idiots wo mean tho product ot tho common schools havo taken it up, and every mail: fetches us a specimen of their lunacy. We get from that exasperating institution, insti-tution, the mail, every day aome-thing aome-thing in this style : JJew Hat-: Mi sun Sam id trubbb-d I witli wurms; is yr. thing good foi I f-1 1 i r. , v- , .1.1 u,.,..l Sarah Jenkins. By "yr thing" she means, wo suppose, sup-pose, Cowles' moth exterminator. May the devil seize Sarah's ayd and rheumatic bones, aUo her son Sam, aleo hie worms, for thiiH insulting. Good for worms, inded I Ruf. In-galls In-galls fnu ia! it a vermifuge. At le;M when Fweanni; hiniM it i nt he looked, under IllneLbiii o's examination, uait he were "liunhled with wurms." Here in Jii'H h r vile Kpcciineii. Keally o-ior Ne ht,U' asylum for the mane Migi to be enlarged. Read thiti and n cep: 1Xle,,;rl -. My v,i has b(..;n al!he"i lor vmis in a .tr.inge, I may any my-! 'i .a-, iimhu'T. Her d iease Mia, poi'i'lel ihr niuiL emiueiit pnysi eiuiirt. I c,,iwi:t. -il in, U,ard of iie.dth. Cox, IU;,.- i 'e;di. an.l tin y, uftui quarrel n;; uvr the elr.tnge disorder tor six week:, fcave it up. 1 took up the o.isd niy,ilf. 1 nutietd that mv wife Klept with her mouth open. Ah, hit! thought I, the moth; that'i-it, that'i-it, the m.iih. i'liey have gut at her while niecp wilh htr month open, aud worked on her like tho butts in hor.-es. Xuw, what I want lo know of you is whether your moth exterminator exter-minator ran bo taken internaUy. and i small of her hack wouldn't kill them? Yours riiiC' ae! v, John I'o'ris. Was.dngl.ia't'.vi d. |