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Show ALL SUHTS. There are 9,000 teneDitnit housjea in New York. London haa over 53,460 milliners and dressmakers. Bismarck says that Soma is aluci-fer aluci-fer match iu a hay cart. A society for the encouragement of wearing Clean shirts is tho latent organization. or-ganization. Tho teucment houau population of New York have to tlceD upon the roofs to irel a breath of air. The president quietly smokes hisj' cifiar, knowing that BrUtow and Schurz will meekly tnkolho stump. A Chinaman has jiut been neat to the California penitentiary for three years under Un name of "You Lie." The New York reporters are furnished fur-nished with a daily builetiu of Com-tHodnre Com-tHodnre Vandcrbilt's oonditiou by hia physicians. Lord Brougham once defined a lawyer thus : "A learned gentleman 1 who rtsencs your, estate from your enemies and keeps it himself." A Saratoga letter says that Joaquin Miller ia a harmless bore, full of aOec-tations aOec-tations and assumed oddities, which causes him to be avoided by sensible pcrEone. Most readers are getting sick of the fiuancial problem aod look upon Uncle Sam Tildeu as a relief from that as well as the bloody Bhirt, A good many humbugs will be citolled next November. Of a part of the savings banks of New York city the New York World says : They are money trapi, sure to lail sooner or later, and a still larger share mere- living-machiuoa for some political or family favorite. Dr. Treat, who published a pamphlet pam-phlet charging Blood and Woodhull and Clatiin with crimes against morality, mo-rality, has given bail to answer the charge of malicious libel. He sticks to it that he wrote the truth. Little boys playing at ball. Anxious m:imma in distant doorway calling aloud, "Tommy, Tommy." Gentle- man calls attention ol children to woman. Best boy replies, " Her ain't caHin' of wo; us dou't belong to she." Nut much sympathy will bo wasttd upon the discharged government clerks in Washington. It is hard on them, but not bo hard as the loss ol employment (or months hai been on thousands of artisans ar.d workmen an over mo country. Several Sioux squaws voted at the recent election in Salt Lako city. Sitting Bull'i soul ia marching on. St. Louis O'lobe-Uemocral. That's not hall the story. Papooses as well as eqnaws voted, being paid at Hie rate ol $10 a head, and at the close of Hie polls the ladies were waited upon by a committee from the city council and tendered the freedom of tho city -d a grand ball and banquet. If the u.J-e knew how large a proportion of our fashionable society is made up ol aborigines it would not publish these Jampliool items. |