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Show Josh Billings on Pets. Pets ov all kinds are a neosance. v,Ai, Dfet children are tyrants, and a are wuth just what you can "gif'lor them. A pet wife soon grows to be cap-tings, cap-tings, and a pet baby ruos the whole UouseholJ. A pel horso learus to he f:isks, aud a pet servant becomes kuuning al the expense of his honesty. Pet friends are too hardest tu keep, aud when yu luze them, change from huuny tu gaul, and pets of all kinds are vu-ry fastidious. Pet kals are an insult tu tho kat and an insult tu the party who pets them. Pet snaiks are fust rubbed of their pizen, and pet eagles are safe when stuHed and set ou a porch-Stranger, porch-Stranger, if you must hcv a pet or perish, git a hedgehog a male- one is preferable aud keep him housed in a barrel, and view uim thru the bung iiole whenever you feel lonesum, and if this don't mane yu happy, it certainly cer-tainly aint pels that aiis yu. |