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Show BRIEF TELEGRAMS. Four per cents sold on Tuesday, $1, 80,700. The assailants of General Dren-telms, Dren-telms, of St. Petersburg, have been arrested. The contract for supplying tbe Indian In-dian department with scales baa been awarded to E. and F. Fairbanks tt Co., St. Johnsbury, Vt. How to Cook a Husband. Tt.o first thing to bs done is to catch him. Having done so, the mode of cooking him so as to make a good dish is as follows: Many a good husband is j Epoiled in cooking. Some women keep them constantly in hot water, while others freeze them wilb con-i jugal coldoees; tome smother them with hatred and contention, and etiilj otherB knep tbem iu pickle all their j lives. These women always serve i them up with tongue sauce. I Now it is not lo be supposed sup-posed that husbands will be teudir and pood if treated in this way, but tbey are, on the contrary, very delioioue when managed as lollows: Get a large jar, called the jar of carefulness care-fulness (which all good housewives have on baud), place your husband in it, and sat bim near the firo of conjugal con-jugal love; let the fire be pretty hot, especially let it be clear; above all, let the heat be constant; cover him over with aflection; garnish him with the epice of pleasantry; and if you : add kisses and other ccnfecliooariesjet lb em be accompanied with a sufficient portion of secrecy, mixed with pru- j dence aud moderation. I |