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Show PHI N. Pireit., Hcl(wd your wucs ! J Rochester Vhioiu-lr, Tho BgrieuIlur.Bln are ill a lair .. i N. Y. I In aid. Why is it people Ihm.I a dog and I shoj a hen'- Boston 'J'iiiii.ici iyt. High churchmen Men who oil in tbegshery. Camden i'unt. Oys'.ers 1 ave a language of tm-ir otvu, aud clam slew. Boston I'oti. ' Ths White Muunluin range dm.'i heat up worth a cent. Boston France doem't need any Rhine, b-cause she has her Rhone. Honton The country cliould keep its blighlt d fuitli with lue Indians. New York (Jrujihic. Ctiiueco actors ditler from all othen-in othen-in not following Lhuir queues. Boo tun Tniiclcr. The wind often makes an activr c in vita out of the circus tent. Keokuk C'"H3lltUtutl, I For "his cousin," in a rpcent number num-ber of th WihniriL'toj (N. C) AVar road "Wisoonsin." The Brookvillo liemocrat argues . that tho best bueinrm aland in a tl iud -. mg advertisement. Economy is weakb. Even thu "1'iVt -pips is coming out with i:s last wi liter's SOot. Boston Transcript, Wlurj a auu goes out of the poultry poul-try business he tears the Uttered hen sign duwn. Boston i'ust, Meriden litcorder : "Had the Ax of the Apostles a keen edge?" Keen.' nol Keokuk VonttUitfwn, The man who married an incorrigible incor-rigible n!i row declared that be had contracted a dangerous scold. Puck. How to lose flesh Start a meat market and trust every one that comes along. Turner 's YtWitteportir, The disappearauoe of unbrellas is usually preceded by barometrical depression. de-pression. New Haven Kfjister. A too sensitive lover in Burke county, Ga., has broken oil his en-gageuient en-gageuient because his sweetheart named Dcr pet calf all'r him. "A w, Wooeter Mooaical Convention," Conven-tion," taid the languid swell; "aw yaa vewy moneical bird io t tie woo -ler!' Boston Transcript. Now is a good lime tj tike cabbage leaves out ot summer hats. Detroit Ficc j'rtsM, How about trie beadi? London Adoeitucr, "Goats consume time," says an observant ob-servant contemporary. Y"ts they coucume everything but oteruily. New Hampshire liejisUr. There :ue 00,000 commercial travel ers, or "drummers," in the United States. What other country can beat this long roliT Bjiton Commercial Jiulif Uh. Would you re e.- to tbe religion of a printer's "devil" as imp piety? (This is not a conundrum, and u b-jok will not bo given for the ti ret answer.) J NcrrUtown ficrald. Jcanette "Ma, are you going to give me another piece ol pie?'' Ms "What do you want to know for?" Jeanelte "Because it you ain't I want to eat this piece slowly." The next thing on tho docket the "yalicr lest." Dsiroit Free rj. Now sere, old fellow, wouldn't you ju-t as !t;itT't tat be j'ist as it ie? St. Leu is Journal, Why can't we have nicL lc-plated potato mad her? Detroit Free J'rets. Because there are already enough murders committe'l by women. l'tiiladelpbia Chronicle Texan mustangs can kick 1S6 times per minute. They have done it ui.derthe witch. Free Press. Of ccurip n second -hand mule would kick iiiu-b f-iter. Ri;hmood (Va.) Baton. If you aiu'l an Ohio man you shculd bo very glad of it. True, the Ohio man gets all the fat offices, but when he dies the medical college in-vansbly in-vansbly gets him. Pniladelphia Chronulc-UeralJ. Tho woman who refuses on ofl:r of marriage should do it by postal card. By this means she can secure several hour to pay her prayers before being murdered. Philadelphia C.iro.-ine-UernlJ. liters. Chrnni, 1 2 sb'l. Dd-trcit Dd-trcit Frer Press. 'Rah. Guelph Herald. S 2. Commercial Ihillttin Simd. Boston Post. How is that fry ? Ntw York Express. The English ttuor eaug "Who ionics to lliJo whia howls do uy? My only darling, hi', is I! My hown, o rcvJ, so fsir ani hoirtle;?. Tliou never, novr coulcKt be 'esrtlcts." Here something did "hit his eye," and the engageniint was forever broken Vqx Uumma, When sUtibtics show that a pig can live thirteen days without lood or drink farmers are fbfilieh to feed them . 60 oltcn. Detroit Free Press. Yes, I eir; us a pig blunder. Boston iW. ' It is ueCM for phypicians to arguo ftgaiiifft Fhorl sleeved dresses. The constitution of the United States says: "The riglit to hear arms shall not bo i ( interfered with." Boston Glofte. |