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Show The New System. "William," began a second street woman the other morning as she laid astJe the daily paper, "what is this new mi i.i,-system i.i,-system proposed by Alexander St?ph enn ?" "It is a very win.- ni'-Mm indud, my dear," he replied. ' S.ippjeyou want a newdreeo guttling $ I er yard?" , "Yes." "Under the metric -t'-m joti write to your fallit-r in Wimiuhd for llir mouty to I'tiy it with The uiouej comes, you ttike hall of it and buy me a pair ol pants, and then you use the rest in purchasing filty-cent dreas gondn. It in good measure, very good. "And they propose to make it a I law, do they f" They do." " ell, 8ir!"ohe exclaimed, showing iv. pot on each cheek, "when the mn'iu" -vHtciri comes into practice in tljh- i.iimly iliv,,rce will fnlllow, and Altx iiidiir SLephens is a fool, air, a fool j!" ...... ,;i: , |