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Show ABOUT W0MEX. A Massachusetts man got his wife arrested on the charge of "talking to her husband in, a loud tone of voice." A Leeds paper says that a young widow in that city, who writes well, is training herself for an editor. Who is the editor? A. New Jersey female institute contains con-tains thirty-four red-headed girls, and the principal dispenses witli gas and all other artificial light. Norris-town Norris-town Herald. Miss Evelyn M. Chapman, of Simpson Simp-son college, Indiauola, Iowa, has hern chosen as a delegate to tho inter-state oratorical election to be held in Chicago. Chinese women sell for prices ranging from 10 cents to $0 each (very hard cash) in San Francisco. Children cry for them, and no family should bo without them. The Graphic finally announces that Anna Dickinson has accepted a theatrical the-atrical engagement, and will appear under Daly's management at the Fifth Avenue, New .York, about the 1st of January. There is a girl in Charleslown who has four legs. And yet we dare say she expects tired mon to givo her their seats in the BtrceUcars when she is going home after a dime shopping shop-ping expedition. Woman sufiragists of New Haven aro wrestling with the question, 'Who is the superfluous woman?' Of course we cant tell, but we know a .number of family men in town, each of whom thinks he has married her. Norwich Bulletin. lo considering the idiosyncracies of women, one should not forget that a middle-aged maiden who will sit and nurse a Maltese Thomas all day, without losing patience, will get mad if a man m much ivs stops to ask her whose hair die she uses. Copy was out. Tho devil picked up a paper and said: " Here's something some-thing 'About a woman' must I cut it out?" "No!' thundered tho editor, edi-tor, "tho first disturbance in the world was occasioned by the devil fooling about a woman." An Ottawa (Iowa) girl, just home from Chicago, tells her experience in an "alligator." "It is so nice going uo," she said, "but, ohf jiminyl coming down I thought somebody bad run a stomach pump down me an' was pumping liko Sam Hill 1 " "Well, I'll divorco you this time, but mind not another decree shall you have from this court until you are eighteen," said a judge at Sioux city, as he granted her divorce to a petitioner of sixteen and awarded her the custody of the child, A Hartford woman's husband was brought home dead, having hung himself in the barn. The sad news was told to the heart-broken wife, and she was asked what disposition should be made of the body. "Well," said she, "I don't know what you can do with it; I have just got done Jiouso-clcaning, and can't havo. it urougiit berc. Boston O'lovn. Says a Nevada journal: "During the intense excitement that prevailed in Virginia city during the fire, one woman, the mother of several children chil-dren and the proprietress of a healthy litter of bull pups, hailed a Truckee man and requested him to assist her in carrying a wash-tub in which she had iier pupe tenderly packed. She had left the children in tho house," The Utica Observer has the following: follow-ing: "A clerk in a store in St. Johnsbury ordered a skeleton woman used to display dress goods removed the other day; but coming in and seeing it still in its placets he supposed, threw his arras around it to carry it away, when he found it was a flesh and blood woman. She would listen to no apologies.and told her husband, hus-band, who came to the store for vengeance, ven-geance, but was soothed with a gift of six pounds of sweet potatoes." Not long since, the mother of Kalio Curran, Jcesc Pomeroy's victim, vic-tim, applied to Dr. Guilty for admission admis-sion to his consumptives' home, saying say-ing she contracted the disease which was wasting her life away, by sitting out doors in cool and damp evenings waiting for the murdered daughter's return. She was received into the retreat at Grovo hall. The stovo was cold and the kettle would net boil, So slio tilled lhe can and poured out the oil; Qono to mid the mm who blew out the |