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Show THE LADIES. Miss ConHtriK-tion Wlmlcbone unci paint, powder and wadding. Ynnnp girls who want x rcmcmbor anything write it down anil panic it on tho Iookint;-Elab3. Mra. Siindd of Ciiiro ia under arrnnl for kicking; a cow to dwttli. Jiml ratlicr Binull iot-t, too. Cclil'iicy 1 vi 1 tl wedlock Tf rjiiij-lo lifu in 1 ui(f, tlioit it ptands U ruadon thai double life ia twico aa bad. )r. Mary Walker thinks of starting a nuwHpHper Jin Clevtsland, and rual (.-state there Huw fallen .twenty per i cent. Canajubarie has (ivo latliea wlio , weiyh over two lmndml poundacach, and when they all sit down together 1 tho jar lh le!t all over the town. Iu Brooklyn there are twenty-five lady physicians. Tlireo of them sit 1 leuat liave very larL;o incomes, ono ol them enjoying tho BatLi factory stipend . of ten thousand a year. In the papnr publinhed by tho in-matea in-matea of the Hartford Insane Asylum, mention waa niivdo of a lady's fan so i largo that tjlio could not wave it, but wan forced to wuvo her head. Tho couple resolved themselves into in-to a committee of two, with power to , mid to their number, is what a Woa : tern paper has tho audacity to say 1 concerning ft recent happy event. Elizabeth C'ady Stanton has a Bitter who in living in n state of abject mar- , ricd slavery, actually loves tlio tyrant ; whoso name she bears, lias no "mission," "mis-sion," and does not want to vote. : A contest in archery has recently taken pluco on Dorchester heights, South IloHton, in wliich ten young ladies la-dies participated, and a gokl medal, valued at 100, was won by one of them. Mabel " Yes! that young roan is very fond of kissing. Mnjor "Mabel, who ever told you such nonsense';"' Mabel "I had it from his own lips!" A pious old lady being asked by her pastor what she thought of total dc- - pravity, replied that she thought it a most excellent doctrine, and had no doubt it had been the means of sav- ing many jliU. A Pnrlrr county, Indiana, young lady hasjthe' lofty ami jtionto raise two tliousauu chickens this Bcasun. How much nobler it would be, were she to devote her heaven-born energies to poetry, pianos and cnxjuct. The Arizona girl doesn't carry a iKiriusul slung to her wai.-t, but her Ielt is ornamented with an ivory-handled ivory-handled revolver. Tliere Ls no cotn-jilaint cotn-jilaint of a lack of litcuess on the partofyuung men out there. Young lady rf a ."i:spiciuiia!y n tea to (mplexiijn to bore-ear conductor " j'k-jthc, eir, I wisli to go t-j the Old Colony htaiion is this car mine.''' Brutal conductor ! iking hr clfKie-ly clfKie-ly in tlic f.icr) "I hliould s;ty it w;w!" A theological claas fur hulics Is c- aUmt to bu htarUtl in Edinburgh. c The project w;ls conceivul sonic montlis ago, but its execution was prudently (wlj)onLJ until after the feverish interval of the Spring fashions. fash-ions. ,t " I like you," sighed a girl to her Buit-T, " but I can't leave b'nue, I am a widow's only child. No husband hus-band can otial iny mother in kind-Miw." kind-Miw." "She is kind," pleaded the wooer; " but be mv wife; wo will live k U'ftlier, and :...: it' I don't beat your T The most astonishing case of spon-,C spon-,C taneous nuptxils lum iHUiimU lu llarvluig county, Iowa, where aeouplu n were recently married, and after the kj ceremony tlic bride was obliged to ask her litLsbanil what her new name w;vs. The parties hail only been acquainted v for a few hours. Wife of bis l-Oooni (directly he came home at night): "Charley, I've just got a letter from mother. You knuw she was here only last week, (yes, you can see by tin) expression of his fare that be bxsn't forgotten Unit), and nho has hvt all her property by s the failures of tho Splurges and J and now, I b'ptkse, Charley, she'll have to come and stay with us all thci time." A young girl, who had an offer ol marniiLrc which she wished to accept, ttubmifctui tbo matter to her father, who advised her against matrimony, using as an argument tho quotation rk from St. Paul. "They who marry do well, hut they who do not do bet-tor." bet-tor." " Well," said tlio damsel, "I love to do well; let thusc do belter who can." |