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Show IXKLLSGS. Missouri's Relief Society tho Gad's Hill railwtiy briguiiU. Vico-Prosident Wilson is allowod to work two hours dtiily. Ex-Qucen Tsitbclla'a arm h;v3 returned re-turned to ViciiDa to resume his atudiee. The United States is only Becond to Great Britain iu tho amount oi her tonnage Wliy is a beef&ULko liko a locomotive? locomo-tive? It's not of much account without with-out its tender. Fall River meekly requests notice because, tho grasshopper that she found last week was very young and small. The fountain of perpetual youth, it is thought, has at hist been discovered. By buttermilk are we all to live everlastingly. ever-lastingly. Henry Ward Bcechcr lectured in Concord, N. II., at the rate of $:t a minute, and the Monitor thinka he is worth the money. These " telling " congressional speeches, about which the "organs" praise so much, are chiellp remarkable remark-able for what they don't tell. A new fighting parson, a Baden clergyman, jireachcil a funeral sermon ser-mon over a lieutenant 6Uot in a duel, and defended duelling. A boarder of a Slmkspoariau turn pays that his bed reminds liim of Richard III., because it is "deformed, unfinished," and "scarce half made Owing to the worn-out condition of the noil, neither Spanish meats nor vegetables possess any flavor; among fruits, water-melons and grapes alone arc grateful to the Lust-c. Professor Tractor is about to interfere inter-fere with the occupation of tit. Louis drinkers by telling them how the heavens look when not seen through the bottom of a gla.ss. Anti-Tobacco Trust calU attention to the fact that even a horse won't eat tobacco, mid the Detroit Free I'ms wonders il it ever occurred to him that even chimneys sinoice. A Floridan lican.1 the other day for the first time the ttory of David and Golinh, and he became no eutbuMatf-tic eutbuMatf-tic that he swung his hat ani culled out, "Buliy for the fellow with the sling!" Washington correspondents have lavished tlieir nut brilliantly sare;is-tic sare;is-tic similes on the leaders uf the rc:ent Womuii'b Kiglits Convention. But here comes a wri'er who s;iys "Suan B. Antlmny looks as though she had boon withered by a dun genu's blatd," It is the dutv of the nation to Like care of the Indians in a proper manner, man-ner, but it is aUo its duty to see tint under pretense the treasury is not depleted in a shameful manner each year. Philadelphia Jyc. A Xew Hampshire lecture eom mil-tec mil-tec wrute to livolon to learn what Mrs. Scotl-Slddont would re.nl for, Ihc reply was, "Three hundred dJ-1 dJ-1 irs and exp?t:en. Answer, as Mr?, i'iddons wiil sjiiI fur K.iptpc at once if you don't want her. "Let her sail," was the answer. Ombre, the gam" of e:nK df.-ribed by Pojm! in his "Rarw1 of the hi k," Inis l-en ib-serlttil by a rrecnt writer in an Kngh-ii imigiw.m,aud now ombre om-bre . ia b.-t MiiH'ftMdintc the igiiohi--game of draw-pt.kt-r, inlnxhicn! bv S-henck, among the mure svleel circles cir-cles ol British auckty. ' Si far as fj-eeeh nunds are con-cenu-i.1, mnn a f. lf-nuidiriAi.lo ami ' -working ind iitnitnent, with le 1 lows (lung- I. tuW' ( w ind pipe h rontainitig a ahe (lottish in a 1 al'le l-o (larynx), tcrniinaliiig in two expansiom, ono tolerably li(l but lull of olt-trui lions (nrs-l, lue other i mouth) greatly variable by an internal inter-nal plug itongiiel ami cun-lrietablc unfil es al eitii- r end larihesui" palate, moulM, and tiuT-e expaiwjuiia maybe uiil eeparately or jointly, by nieans i ut" a valve i uvul.ii. |