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Show IMtLlXGS. j Kaphacl ininw, r-jptiun 6f Urn Malxitif, id an applicant for am- netly. j j Diaracli thinks hi dcatli would i cause Ronio I'll If cuni'usinii just ' now." i The Pope has received Kosler ifUt valueil at$l",000 from dervinnnids in Great Britain. llolyokc, Mass., has a printed 'hliick book," with the names 9t'-00 '"dead beats" in it. A Chicago paper has had an fjrtiele headed "Let Uh Burn." Hi. 1'aul BHid it is "better to marry." ; The Chicago uchool teacherlwho asked to have hid .salary "razed '! was promptly ucccnimodated. j Valedictory of Ilia Honor the Mayor May-or of Denver: "Thank God, it's over with ! I wouldn't take it again for a kingdom, not if! knows it." ' .Tulcs Pavro let ently lecUuuJ at Brussels upontthe eoudiiion of women in demorratic eocicty. lie lud a large audience. Edmund Yates ins gone to tho bouth of Prance, to familiarize hiin-aolf hiin-aolf with ecenes he wishea to depict in i novel of I'Veucli life. Notwithstaiiiling tho autburit ol experienced ai ientislij, many old topers yet maintain that whisky drinking is curn-juice-ive lo lunge-vity. lunge-vity. It it, said that if castor oil in mixed with glycerine, and a I'uiv drops oi oil of c'nnainon added, the biito of the castor oil can scarcely be recognized. recog-nized. T.01J .Spcueer has tlono what in deemed a very lil.-ral act in England. Eng-land. He hajj decidisi to relit an uere each to ,-i of the laliorew on his f slate. A man in Weit Ne.vbiny, Vt., recently re-cently won $15 by eating twelve boxes ofsardincn, nmiart of raw pea beans, and a pound of bur s-ap vrilhin three dayB. At a tilt it ou trial in Uuhtun twelve lawycrb are employed, the four parlies par-lies interested petitioner, aaignce, creditor and mortgagee have three 1 lawycri aphce. There is nothing that your genuine i psychologist will study with deeper : interest than the peculiar expression j that steals over the countenance ufj the man who ban jn-t had his eye punched with the parasol of the lady j j into whnee face he was endeavoring to : j eUrf1. j ; As two ciiildreu were playing to-1 ! gcther, little Jane eot angry and pouted. Johnny eui-i to her, "Jook i lyut, Jane, or I'll Like a scat up there. ' on your lipH." "Then," repHM Jane, j quite currxl ef her ixjuLp, "i'll laugh, ' !und you'll fidlotl.'.' , I Tiic Troy Tt.n-i relate that a pris ; oner wag hangl,t before a justice' there, charge! with ijiirreptilioiif ly ' gaining adniillance to the fair grounds, by .juniping over the lenee. : He was lined $", which he paid with a -"H note, the pint ice giving him the change. The it day it was discovered dis-covered that the ?'mJ note wa bujtiii, ; Mro. Van Cott says that at one of her prayer mertings a negro brother praywl: "Ob, J,onJ! send dy angel to pin du wings on HLater Baneot's heels, dat she mav Uy tr-on de world preaeli-:in' preaeli-:in' de ehrfaAtin' (ioxpcl." And one added: "IxnP give vingH on her nhoulders. tit j, or the preaching will not liavc ell-'ct, I'-t nho'll tly upside iloivn. " |