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Show INKLINGS. i A cher.p watering-place to g.i tu 1 a street hydrant. J Parley and surrender b:,;n::y li;-' li;-' Baoie tiling when virtue Lj ei..n-' ei..n-' eerned. Cukivite not only the corn fiel.U i.f Ivour mind, but the pieLtaure-yruuinU, C.il'nbrniii t.u)rruld are as triikv ' this year fto aeerelary KoU-u iu ti.ej round dancer. A. man with three dead Vdies in: liia wagon i ro;tniip; throuL'h Iowa,! but can not be found. It is a poor wit who lives hy burrowing bur-rowing the words, decisions, mitii, iuveuiiona mid actions of others. Naturalists c'aim for tiie crow that it La one of the bravest birds, because it never shows the white leather. Far as we are advanced in civilization, civiliza-tion, not one in ten thousand knows how to fold a newspaper properly. The Mavor of Chicago has .rbid-dcu .rbid-dcu the practice ot" giving public Us-timonials Us-timonials to married men who "ja back." The body is like a piano, and happiness hap-piness ia like music. It is needful to have the iustrumcut in good order. Beecher. Man's notions about the .comet do not necessarily undergo any marked change when liifl foot collides with a bit of orange peel. The city tax of fifteen dollars per quarter on all Chinese laundrymeu in San Francisco has been declared unconstitutional. A hotel iu New Brunswick, which has entertained two English princes In its day, refuses to supply its guests with toothpicks. Persons intrusted with the work of burying paupers in Baltimore have been discovered in the act of interring them without coilum. . Dr. Vadsworth, Bishop of Lincoln, England, has been preaching against cremation, and says the practice is barbarous and unnatural. The plcasures(?) of Summer Sitting Sit-ting at your second-story window and listening to your neighbor on the first tloor scandalizing yourself and wife. The attention of ice monopolies is called to the fact that only two hundred thousand years ago all North America was thickly crusted with ice. Jones is creatiug quite a sensation at Long Branch. That usually lively watering-place haa been under a "cloud" this season, and Jones is its "silver lining." A writer on womeu says "it were better for women if love were less to her," and then he went home and his wife kept him awake half the night jawing. An old gentleman died recently a1 Allentown, Pa.,whohad been mairiet four times, the ceremonies having taken place on his fortieth, fiftieth sixtieth, and seventieth birthdays. Aiken's Theatre, destroyed by the last Chicag lire, was the eighty-fourth eighty-fourth theatre that has been burned in this country, and the seventh ii: Chicago that has fallen a prey to the flames. Circumstances alter cases. For iu stance, when a Virginian rose it church and said, "Here's a huudre'l dollar bill for the old hoss behind the pulpit!" no one thought of putting him out. Edmund Yates, after having bcei sumptuously "dined and winad" it this country, has gone home ant written a book in ridicule of his en tertainers. . Had they obligee! him tc wash down his Yictn-Lia; xiii-jn nati whisky our ieelings would have been spumed. The Natick cobbler discovers by actual experiment that he can 'hold out a pint of water at arm's lengtl fifteen seconds, and so decides to re tain his oilice. Gen. Grant could n' hold a gill of whisky off that far foe half the time, and yet there are sug gestions of ft third term. |