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Show 1MKL1N0S. Uobtijn will expend $:'.Ot(ji)0 for free Lmllitf, tins Summer. The Sl.:ito Lihmry of iNew Jei't'iiy,; I Trenton, h;is l'J, lol vulumeH. l'ivfl thousand 01iiii;irn:iti urn ex-pectcil ex-pectcil to nrrivo at San I'Vunciso in the next live luontha. Three old boots, n .titer, und a huop-skirt in frontof i. lumay jndic:ito Lli;t L!ie fjnnily linn juoved. Nev;ulaitj tlie ainidleat of Lho Stilted in populution, but h:i.s a vory able Statu prison, with 125 conv'ietd in it. A Westeni Grantor renin rks with I much tmnijuility tliat the pigeons in Western -Mieliigim nre beginning to apawn. There is a ihu.ii in. Oregon who hua duch large feet that he is obligwl to go to a croas-ruad when he wants to turn his toea. .So anys the llulena ( Mont.) UeraUl. While tho lawyers were lighting over i breneh of promise eliwe in Micliigan, recently, the plaintiH' and dcfendunt went off (jiuetly and got married. A n unele left eleven ailver spoons to liia nephew in Ins will, adding, "He kuowa the reason I Imvo not kit liim the whole dozen." The nephew had stolen one. . , "Lueretia Borgui," satd an attentive atten-tive oiera- agent to stranger looking at a bill. "Docs she?'' Haul stranger. "Well, I've no objection if the old girl beards hyah forever.'' Lawyers' Few. ISowing to a client, 5; shaking bonds with him. $10; inquiring in-quiring about hid health, 20; saying good-bye, 10. Total for thirty seconds' interview, get money fur ins wife to elupc with but he doesn't want any sympathy. He said he'd have thrown in a horo or two if she had demanded it. Jticl:ardjn slili denies tiiat tlie J're-jsident J're-jsident wishes to get rid oi'hiui. And, jpray, what does the IVeaident mean, I by flying that he never saw a blind mule yet that could take a wink 'i Caleb dishing in making such good use of his opportunities in Paris, that eye-witnesses of hid dinner-table feats have the idea that he was sent 'out of the country to prevent a fam-I fam-I inc. j Miss Annie In-!:th.tm, one of the i Xew York temperance crusaders, ; It ought twenty cent worth of liquor .in each of liny-two saloons, one or I two Stmd.vd ;t go, and ia now do-jinauding do-jinauding tlut tiieir licenses be rc-, rc-, voked. , , j Fun iudeedlo py 5wn:s for one bannna at a H.;iyward pi. icq eat-lin-houe, and thi n be importuned at I the corner of HaywarU Flare and Washington ptrrrt 10 buy a t!oen of the same quality I--r HO cents. Bo-t'n Transcript. I Pennsylvania Justice oi t::c Pe:u.d, ! bristling with jtidiciai severitv "Von say, sir, that you know soruethini; againtjt tho cliaractr of t:ie Ja.it wit- ; neas: ' "Yea, y. r Huuur; I sa him, just before 'lectiuiMi iy, t;ilkin- with old Siiuo Cameron." " - Anew brand of burning nuM.calh-d ' 'Sjnipiron Whiskv," has made ita uiijcarancc in Syrm-uau. It was sent tbi-re by some IVnnpylviinii j).irties who are interer-tiO in a scries oi experiments ex-periments to prove tho inferiority of cremation to fco.-ui-injus Cond 'nation. |