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Show INKLINGS. ! Down e-ist they are to build eciu s h ai to uuiLte tiie bemenLifor ply-j Bitin, the man who had a plan for making fat persons lean, is dead. ! He died wealthy. j Maryland hans more negroes than ; any other tato in the Union, but doesn't lynch them. j The New York MU scolds the watering-place people for taking medicine at the dinner-table. In Brooklyn tlic authorities "seize, the unripe fruit." The policemen, eat it and children uio v. ( An Illinois politician has stopped his paper because it called him a "rock-n.tcd urian"aud "ornithor-' bynchus." i New York "is to have a new song ' with an old retrain shortly. It will bey in, "Who left nic at a baby farm. AJy mother." j A Detroit paper has printed ft ! picture oi its new otlico. A woman ; is seen approaching with a piece of; original poetry. j Cheap picric acid, which is to; poisonous that it turns things yellow, j is driving the honest hop from the beer of Germany. j Hannah Limberger, of Brooklyn, I thought it quite the cheese to commit suicide because she was going to have a stepmother. ''Died of too much bummer," is i the St. Louis Globe's verdict upon tho recent short lived third party movement move-ment in Missouri. A Connecticut drug clerk didn't know tho diilercnce between quinine and arsonic until they threw him off a bridge and rale him on"a rail. If anything will impress the human mind with awe it is the expression of the man's face who has just been aroused from snoring in church. Mrs. Gunn teaches school for girls and boys in Alabama. An excellent weapon, we should think, with which to teach tho young idea how to shoot. The Saturday Itevuw tliinks it is a mistake (or women to ascend the ladder lad-der of ambition. Not so much as other kinds of ladders. Boston Post. "What," asks an exchange, "do they want of a cannon which throws a ball weighing 1000 pounds?" Why, to throw balls weighing 1,000 pounds, stoop id. One of the revelations of theBeeeher-Tilton theBeeeher-Tilton matter is that Theodore Tilton always paid his grocery bills. This is a good sign tor Theodore, trilling as it may seem. "The Times," says the Ikcw Orleans Picayune, "has a moral department now," Then the editor of the Times should by all means give his character the benetit oi it. A SumerviUef Oregon, astronomer announces, for the benetit of those who did not see the comet during its recent visit to the earth, that it will appear again in -157. What is a mutual friend? One to whom you intrust your urivate correspondence corre-spondence for safe keeping, and who never alter will surrender it to yourself your-self or anybody else. New York Herald. Captain CecM Alfred Hmdies.uf the Second Lilc Guards, British army, wants to be divorced from his wile, Isabella Hubertonc Emma Caroline Le Clement Hughes, who is of noble, i.i".!; Captain Robert Dalryinp'.e' Stewart Muirhead is the villain in' the case. ' j Two muled and cow wefo t..tru ; by lightning and killed during a re-, cent storm at Mariana, Florida. That the lightnings of Florida should iool away their time and streuct hon mules and cows while there are so many carpet-badgers to strike, is perfectly wonderful. |