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Show IKLLNGS. Pi:n:.v p'-"iiciar.s are carefully :c li.e p."oai;;:iiy btate 'jf the d.in't Cnrcta, btLre d- j 'jjrauiTiU, paf a lur iiie tti-Oti- ; I'JU yciaauuppei's in lovs,' I Ti:e t-U-nhant is :t:d to te dying ' '.:t. Yo'ir. men will Like warning, icd ste hirii oa every tx-iiJe tcca- ' "T';.e ei-ild io fjiner tu tL ui.n." ! : 'liij," s iVs L'Uiiilouziuam on a but. "t.,u i-i.-ii bven married ver j "L';:ai:-o -..r-:' is wiut a city J uooLL'iaut sttid to a euuntrymnn, l'ir utlit-r d:iy, win.-:i he had linwlied liljeking one oi bi broj;ans, A e'lt-mist 'ias Wi-n hauled before tV.e U'ulverhamuton I England i police court lor using luc tilie uf doctor on one ol the boy i is I'iiiiadelnniA diulo-:iias. diulo-:iias. Tiie sc.iiou U now U1J.IUIH when CLTLun pajjcri leelinely renurk: "Our thanks aie due Mrs. Bwn for a buneh it pie-pliuit and a quart of peas." The eh il righUi bill j:iiinbew in Sumner's grave, and, pesding the completion of the moniuntnt, not a solitary stone marks their common burial place. "What becomes of doya then they die'.'" was what a juvenile ia Burliuy ' ton asked bis pa. 'Thcygo to the happv land of canine' hid parent quickly replied. Defalcations are not exclusively American. It ia just discovered that .,000,000 roubles have disappeared 1 somewhere in the administration of I the Moscow Kail way. I If a reservoir should burst up in I Vermolit and carry away ten or a j dtuen Kepu'mcan candidates for Gov-t Gov-t ernor, there would slill bo enough j left lor tiiree or (our similar disas-I disas-I ters. 1 An Albany man who was demon strating to a crowd that tuere was no such thing as hydrophobia, waa tho first to shin up a barber's pole when i a small vellow d'g eatne nihliiny down thwUre-.t. Charles latbe'.v, the omedian, brought up hia son as uu architect. When asked what profession tho young man was intenueil for, he replied re-plied that it was to draw houses, is his father had done. Just now, when a boy indulges before be-fore his parents in audible reminiscences reminis-cences ot last Fourth of July, he is really more interested in financial Suestiona than was Secretary Chase uring the darkest hours of the rebellion. rebel-lion. For marrying Mrs. Rogers, who is thirteen years old. Thomas Reedy, of Rowley, Massachusetts, haB been sent to the State prison for four years. Technically, it was a case of abduction; abduc-tion; and Reedy had already three wives living. Even great men are apt to be "stuck up," when honors come crowding thick and fast upon them; but Professor James Russell Lowell is not. Cambridge University, England, Eng-land, dubbed him an LL.D., and the only change his friends notice is that he puts on a clean shirt-collar now every day. The new liquor law of Mississippi requires that no person Bhall be licensed to retail liquor until he has first secured the recommendations of more than half thg men over tweuly-oce tweuly-oce voirioi and more than half th" V-o::i'n r.-.-.-v . : -M--n vc.r- of age m mo rorpnrannn orr?wnmp where iie desires hU license. 'Haven't 1 gcjt a better undershirt than this? it's split clear down the back,'' what a T:pton man snarled at his wife Sunday morning. And 1 when the lady looked in and saw her indignant husband standing with his arms run down the legs of Ins drawers, draw-ers, and looking for some place to put his head tiiruiigh, she shrieked and ran out of the romii to conceal her I emotion. |