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Show The Akkaxsas squabble having been settled, what State will next emulate the Mexican style of monthly ' revolutions, and improve on tho opc- rations of tbo "greiwere?" AVjtkx ti'iic rolling mill starts u RtOjr-don, RtOjr-don, that will become Ilia strongest Gon-tile Gon-tile town in IHah Torritory, ami priestly mlo will end. Western IMper. Only think of it! Even tho western boheuiian, like Saul, has got among the prophets, and like Saul, too, he will next be found among tho witchca. Thk hardy Granger is rolling up hia sleeves to the number of eight hundred thousand, and the political wire-pullers are endeavoring to capture cap-ture him. Should such a voluminous j body of "horny handed toil era" become be-come obstreperous, it might swallow up the entire outfit of po!iticians,and, then, what would the country do ! lr tub '.Supreme Court Washington Washing-ton branch continues rendering such decisions concerning the Territories Terri-tories as it has done for tho past three years, there is dread that ''Section 7" will bo in danger. 'Tis sad that official schemes; hopes, and things Bhould thus be blighted; but why mourn over the inevitable! New Yohk is having a few more corruption cxpisures. Couldn't "Gotham" organize itsclflnto a mammoth mam-moth vigilance committee and make a few of its thieving officials stretch hemp? What a sensation it would bo and how productive to desired results! The New York papers should work it up, and they might suggest cremation crema-tion as a proper winding up for the sensation. Co.n"-u;ess has virtually agreed tu adjourn Juno 22nd, which will give the members time to get home and prepare tbo usual Fourth ot July buncomb, and get their hair properly proper-ly Beeded from the hay yard before Independence Day ! Tho country will breathe with a sigh of relief, and the Utah " ring " delegation will have an opportunity to rest for a spell before entering on another contested election. Eider Cannon, tiie .Mormon rfoen-1 rfoen-1 alive from Utah in (Jongnss, has bo-a declared untitk-d to hia seat. Thw sctuVa the qufition of the rights of thu Mormon -t to elect oiiu of lh':ir own number to represent repre-sent tht-m in Congrei, and tli.-p-jv- of tho absurd claim of of Maxwell, tho G-'n-Ule candidate, who laid claim to tnc sent on account; of Cannon's in-'ligihility. i'l'irijijfj 1'iiiiCf. But that's not the worst of it. The money lo.it by the "ring" in keeping - - o'corge contesting and buying hair dye, with other etceteras, for the Judge is what worries our sympathetic sympa-thetic souls! No delcgatodhip, alack ! That enthusiasts' young Monn.m Saint who recently nianiod thn.-e ciLliinj young damsels at once, has prolmbly hud cause to regret hia rrv-h al ere Jirig-ham Jirig-ham Young wa3 present, and invoke God's ble.-ii-'ig on ?o 'levoted an ao. It may have been a dnravtd aft, hut it will be looked upon by all a- a feat whirh. for nerve and daring has had no superior and hut few equals in our age. We have h'-ard of ca-os where on- wife has driven a man to realize that all women cannot properly he elapsed und:r the bend "gentler "gen-tler sex," and then; ar numerous instance- where the taking of two wives, at separate sepa-rate timei, lias sent the matrimonial enthusiast en-thusiast either to the 1'enitentiaty or Lunatic Lun-atic Asylum. Three young w ires at once! If there ever wa.- an excuse for a man turning gray in a -ingle night, that Mormon Mor-mon paefd it. The ca.o is tuy sod to longer dwell upon. Attn, The Stockton paragraphist of the Alia haa evidently broken loose again; but his padded cell and tho customary strait waiacoat await him and will not long remain empty. |