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Show ADVICE A BO IT DYING. The best advice to those who eon-template eon-template dying is, don't meditate over it. That only makes living harder and dying no easier. Still, if a man will die, let him die to-morrow not to-day. Never do to-day what you can put off until to-morrovr. Wait tin some of the questions of the age are settled. Wait and sec if Grant gets a third term. If you must die do it in the oil year in politics. Wait till the M. D.'s have decided all about hydrophobia and trichina, because it you have ever patted a dog or e;neu i 011 01 pors you r.rc a doomed man. Science has marked you for his own aod you may be certain cer-tain of an autopsy. Wait till Ibe scientists decide on the hot method of dUposing of your discarded bud v. i'hey declare you'll be a nuisance if Ivcu are buried to infest the air and' poison the water. No right-minded man would die and make a nuisance ol himself. Then Ibe real estate man declares that cemeteries depreciate aeiuining property. N b kIv ought, in these haul limes, to lend ; helping hand to hurt tho real estate business1! Wait till cremation is tiie fashion, and (ytiir death incommodes only yoursclf. No, don't be in a hurry about dying. In that matter you will rind that punctuality ia the (ihief of time, and procrastination the robber of eternity M'i'rh i!az:. |