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Show INK LOGS. Grafraiuppern are holding runes- I meetings in MiniicMoui. ( 'J'ho iMiiinmotli Cavo of Kentucky is advertised Uj be let. I Son 10 one says auctioneers prefer people wilh countenances for bidding. bid-ding. "All write the editorial business." busi-ness." U, ye shears! what a whopper! whop-per! Old minds arc like old horses you ' niirstexerois'! thorn if you wish In keep ' them in working order. Advertisements on eggH are the very latest, flic contents of such advertisements ad-vertisements are easily beaten, 'J'ho prospects in Delaware for a line crop of peach stones were nevor belter than they arc this Heiison. Mr. Bosln, of Boston, was recently registered in Chicago. J I is wife irreverently irre-verently speaks of him as "J lub." Don 1'iat says shrewdly: "Humor is to a ncwspaperwhatalail is to a kite very absurd, but very necessary lo its ascension." The Ohio Supreme Court decides that "National Banks" are not -subject to State usury laws. The only thing they appear to be entirely wub-jeet wub-jeet to, ia defalcations. The Memphis .hitn-!i: is pained to learn that "tho premature ending ol the Arkansas 'war' has thrown several thousand militia olliecrs and six or seven high privates out of business." busi-ness." Host: "Sir, you are getting deeper in my debt every day. After to-morrow J shall no longer write down your score." Guest: "Good! That suits me exactly; but how will you know the amount of my bill'.'" The Cincinnati J-Jifitircf wants to know how Senator Eaton slam Is on the miestiuu of wooden nutmegs. The Senator authorizes us to sny Unit he thinks I hey are spicier than Cincinnati Cincin-nati journalism, Brooklyn Aryus. We learn from the Rochester P-ii'-rut that General John .'orhraiie is 1 going to remove lo Rhode island. jTliis causes considerable anxiety in thai State to know who shrill move out ol it in order tn make room for him, .hiines Burl, m. u- did not hilly q. pu'eiale bin .ifijuUilioii when he ui;u-i ui;u-i M d a voung nnd languishing girl in l.ouisv"i)le, K, ntiK-kv. N,,w be h b. tier in lot n i. ,1, In . ,u im: al the end of Hie fir-t week .-,1m threw him down 1 '.-lairs and bn.ke I h.Hl lua leg. A lillle gii !, lien r piov 'I lor .Mklli- up t . Die hnreh " ihng so miii-h l;t-t nni.i hro.l: "I w,t, ...k-i ...k-i ins iit tlie Yupit.'.l l'' tint rt,l up! j l-IIU.-l tli- . . iili-e-pr.-er. J he pie. . h- i ier I'm d lou : ln ni.:iud lln-v ."II w nt ' I sir. tight op lie re." r. rn H.iut- l.i j I Il is t,s 1 I li.'l in.u.v iih ml" i , ol ' II e M.l ..'IiU. IL. Si.tte l -..n-,ibii:.ii V 1 iiUiltshv.1 U,i ,', k. have m.ide la-, jtlllie., in :i ! IV f:iin ,U llio e doll. US 'a day. S m' oi tnein l-.u-ht lw..iiiy, Ihuu.-vUid dolUr hou--.es. 1 lie luiee contained borne i ons it uLion.' men, , but the in.un Ufly w.isiorrupt I nder ihu l.rjui of " Friend.ihip Iteiiirt" the - nn.i j " iis ( M i) . H'l-uil'. "oi, among oilier matters, reeonU the Ihefl of a tliou.-t.ind pounds of tobaeei from a barn. If tins is Maryland friendship, when cigars and line-cut cost so much r.s to lenvc an average oung ii to 11 IKdhuu' to IV te on li t boarding-hoi isc ke,p'T nnd W;ih-Woiiinu.the W;ih-Woiiinu.the le-.-i"hii ii'1-liip lln more hiippine.-s. An e;lrrn poel give, (hij pulin; mlviee to tlie bridegroom Do l!or- hind, Direr iv " Sail." And do wbt tim ,-an Ifw .nal f- r -bt'-i, buui-l.r.1 iltirtn And iho tho i Id uf our hut bivJ C- iar. |