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Show INKLINGS. (."uvl.-ni Lis r. fu-uol t''W l-'o. Minn. Butl.-r L tUhin- in the vicinity oi C'liiiv L'- iur ui.7. The d'u iMichoiv tiiv kn.'Wii "i .i-nine .i-nine uiui- rt.iker" in Mtiwuukvv. It c-ts $h'. to vAi-n:-ii ; iu-i;-hWir'p hoUSL' with n.tt.-n c"u- in ifprinyih'ld M ss. Kjynt tXNiit.uiis 11:1 n;ivi;ihle c;iiki1 and '. Mn:i;i.-r .nu-s lor i.tii'l'-- 'l navi-atiun. A Wisi-oii-iimciualM-ifl ha jaWv-n tu his ntvti s;iu:'.vti'.'n that iV'luinhns v;i u (,;-nnun. .Z-i-' 'M N",-v.rt villus aiv suhjiruU to the villnin'His inu'iul? of hurylai with alarm iny iVvtiUeiiry. Two frL-si'oes hv llaphiiol, caivfully rcmovtxl front the wall of nn ltalum ni.intWiTY, wore reeently sikl in Paris Par-is at anrti.fti for 17, t1. A Wash int; ion paper annonnev that th.' pu'tilif printer will sliortlv is-sue is-sue a 'i-oinplete eoinplii'atiun ot the jKistal laws of the United .Suites. ' A Swede walked into rv bvxk store the olher dav and remarknl, 'Vot any overhauls for letters""' Ho was handed a hiinvh of envelopes and ieit eontenn-d. Thev have never heen ahle in New York to determine whether it is the eholera morlmsor lieart disease they have there, although thev have done their host. Mrs. Partin-ton ealls Mr. Miehael 1 Ant;elo one of the old inastilis. Mrs. lminuion is a ladv of trreat tliseern-nient.'l.ut tliseern-nient.'l.ut she is apt to he a little oil' in her dictionary. A Wisconsin irl lias saved the lives of seven W.ys this year, hut is goint,' to retire trrnn'lhe luisiness, unless those who fall in the water hereafter have a pereeptihle mustache. A commercial drummer attempted to commit suicide in t. Louis recently recent-ly hy holding a pistol against his face and li rim;. "His cheek was too much for the hall which fell tc the floor ilat-tentxl. ilat-tentxl. Tehastian MerLry while drunk was carry inj; his four-year old hoy in his arms in Cincinnati. He staggered, fell, and killed the child. Eemorse then suggested tho oath, ''I will never nev-er drink another drop." Some samples of green tea, taken direct from the bonded warehouse, were recently examined and found to contain over forty per cent, of iron filings and nineteen per cent, of sand, beside a quantity of coloring matter. Clinton, Mass., is alarmed hy the report that a hungry alligator has escaped es-caped from the premises of an eccentric eccen-tric philosopher, and is supposed to be lurking somewhere, in the street mud on the lookout for succulent infants. in-fants. "Lemonade parties'' are now the fashionable summer amusement in some parts of Illinois happily, not Chicago. First they lemonade, then they promenade, then they gasconade gascon-ade ami then they dirt all on sour I stomachs. Mr. Emerson, says an exchange, was much pleased with his recent visit to Egypt. He had a particularly agreeable interview with the Sphinx, which is understood to have remarket. f with a confidential wink, "You're another' The Graphic advertises for an experienced expe-rienced seaman of good habits, to accompany ac-company Prof. Wise on his trnns-At- l.inti,. vm-ifrn Till "f-W habits" are essential in order to make sure that he will not drop hi at any of the drinking saloons on the way. The Tope has publicly rebuked certain cer-tain of the Catholic clergy who attended at-tended the funeral of Kattazzi, the Italian statesman. "In that net," said he, speaking on the subject, "the priests showed themselves greater courtiers than ministers of God." |