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Show INKLINGS. Wiuiin -irU h:v sii.tkc-killinp 1'Artiift. Cou!iUTti.-it evr'.-.-o. iniwie i'f flay, is 1 '-11C OJ tilt' I;llOt frAUlis. 1 SjXTlini: meti fam all iJijrta of thf ojiimn,- arc at Long Branch. TuiuS.-i.tt U y..ini: abroad. He leaves hi 0.untr- I-t his country i?xl. In-liaiui U -ruini: i.n.Hi'l there an- nearly ;l- m.iiiv hauti-ms as divorcer in thai Stau. Even,- tlitt.r in Teiim-s-ec has Uvn re-e m tl w : t i i the li n t " ' eo t ton I'K-oin" u!"lheea.-vn. Seeretarv ItirlianU't), it U said, always al-ways dreams' ut" E. D. Morgan when lie rat- an indiscreet siippt-T. S line verv original voting Xew York swells wears liule tfiennometers for searl'-piiis and mon tho lapels of their . coats. ' Current item : "One-half of the business xiriion ol'Thoinaavillt, tin., I has hot ix 1'urnal. It was :v groccry store. ' ' The mountain lire are raising the mischief with the nrwpectd of the nuiiiCRms Cat-kill l-oanl-houses lor tliis summer. "The finest Heel in the world" received re-ceived the Shah at Dover, and the English press went into ecstasies ol many columns over his supposed enjoyment en-joyment of the sight. The critics general lv declare Bret Ilarte'd Inst verses a failure, and some of them advise him to send his debilitated debili-tated intellect to a hydropathctie establishment for recuperation. After Mrs. Lizzie Shut-on of Albany had pounded her husband into a helpless state, she smashed up the furniture, including ft fifteen dollar mirror, and then went quietly to jail. A woman ui Wheeling wanted strawberries for supper, while her husband didn't, and she settled the dispute by shooting him through the shoulder. He is a strawberry man j now. , A toper said he thought the item 1 in the table of weight, which says that sixteen drams make an ounce, must . be a mistake, for when he had taken that many he felt as if he weighed a ton. j A Boston paper says "The gcntle-! gcntle-! man who was telling a friend on Tuesday that 'Bunklo of Battle Hill was seventeenth .Time is nunnosed to have found an open bar tsomc-wherc. tsomc-wherc. ' ' The laborers at a certain Missouri mining works are discussing the problem pro-blem "Ought a copper dresser, wnen the whistle blows off for twelve, to empty his shovel of the sand or throw it buck on the pile?" Al a candy-pull recently the two-gallon two-gallon pot full of blazing liquid whs put out in the yard to cool, while the jollity went on inside. Tho cat's corpse was removal and the candy given to the poor, A bonnet of the period is a miniature minia-ture kitchen garden. It is decorated with cherries, grapes, blackberries, little, carrots, bits of parsley, long green-beans, sorrel, ma jorum ana other vegetables familiar to professors of the culinary science. '' Pretty well," replied a doctor's daughter, when some one asked how father was getting along, "plenty of cold and fevers and such like, but what we want to make things a little lively is a nice little epidemic." A very devout-looking Bible peddler ped-dler called upon a Detroit widow and proposal to sell her one of his works i of holy writ. She refused to buy, whereupon he proposed marriage. The vigorous widow has all her chairs at the factory being repaired, and Bible peddling in Detroitls at a discount, dis-count, Williams College has declined to open itfl d ers to the coming woman just yet. But the coming woman don't care a whit. She will check her baggage for Smith's at Northampton, and Vassal. She thinks she can stand it if Williams can. |