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Show LNKLlNCiS. Tip: j 'Pxable fruiis of Ixi.i'mni; (.nLci-j-i-a L'tirrcnLa in ihv -m. B.iUininre, the Moiumu'iual eny, lii.-la yruvcr tlum ever siiiL-v nvi un.. It ia iil-brtd to :L-k u C. t ii' i:e h.L dr.twii his kick Huh- U rii;ik.- ; fortune ia -e v'ri -fll o.'l'.'-e with s.lie i-L':;ee ui it. Jvllv.-rM.ii. tirl 1411 j Winkle. i lu ;ii e;ir in an uunni new pi. iv. ' A v:.,V Mi.i wonutn reeent-! reeent-! h , r.. .t nnv. :ind uiit- I M.L-:tri.u-. !!- th'-rtsK-n ei'iupisilll : lii.lt til.-jp l.i.-l!!- - I!:'.- b.---,, ;iuif.l I A Vennonter h.i.- p:Ueiltei :k isju-I isju-I wrilini; in. n bin.',' wnieii nc nan.ni! . .r up M'Veiity-live i:i- -i muntu-. j The Chie.;,. ..!r:i-. W I r un with renewot zeal if it weiv surt-liuit surt-liuit one Ciiieau adult h;l ;v he.pe- e.i iieaveii.'1 I'lnler 5eth lireon's stem of culture, cul-ture, ilU are beeomint; sd plentitul that tho streets of New York arc tilled with " shiners." The riatto Jm;uil savs the bulla-loes bulla-loes this vear are pasturing castwaal of their uaiial range, to avoid western hunters. Klniira -eLs its milk bottled fresh every morning. At least, the milk man brings the bottles, ami tney say they're tilled with milk. E. V. Whipple w cralitetl with Die observation Unit he never reads n newspaper in summer without a tms-. tms-. pieion thai il is made of fried brains. An Aurora, Ind., alderman is stopping a little while in jail until three ladies can decide which ol them is his lawful spouse. " Saratoga" smoking tobacco, packetl in miniature Saratoga trunks, is one of the novelties of the season at all the i;ishionablc watering-placcrf. Several Baptist converts in Hartford Hart-ford were lull in the bonds of iniquity for another week by the closure of the wtiter-workd for repairs last Sunday. A gardener in England claims to have discovered a method of varying the colors of dowel's by means of chemical applications to Ihe earth in which they grow. A woman at Litchfield, III., was ridiculous enough to sew her peach trees up in bed ticking last fall, and now she has an orchard full of peaches peach-es and her neighbors have none. The Iieedsburg Fro- I'rcs. employs women exclusively. It says: "Wc h.ive a calico "foreman," two dimity "compositors,'' and the sweetest little lit-tle "devil," in pink muslin to ibc, found anywhere. This is Chicago's way oF chronicling chronicl-ing deaths in St. Louis: "Those that lei't St. Louis last, week for a better country (no matter which way they went, ) numbered, oo; and of these 21 took pa.-jagc by the cholera line. " Kebceca Jones, you aro singing through your nose again," exclaimed a Wisconsin music teacher, and Rebecca Re-becca was so mortified that she run out and jumped into the river, but wus rescued, I Iiuthven Jenkyns wrote the following follow-ing in 1701, nd"published the same in the Giwmcivh Magazine: iSweetheart, pood-bye! tho fluttoriDB sail Is spread to waft mo far from thoo; And soon before tho fav'rinn salo My ship shall bound upon tho sea. " Perchance, all dsolato and forlorn, Thoso eyes shall miss thoo many a j oar; j But, unforsotton ovory charm I Though lost to sight to inoni'ry door. I Sweetheart, cood-byo! ono last embrace! I 0 cruel fate, true souls to sever!) Yot, in this heart's most sacred place. Thou, thou alono i-hall diroli foroTer! And still, shall recollection traco In fancy's mirror, over near, Each milo, each tear tbat from that face, Though lost to ,-itrht, to mom'ry dear. |