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Show THE LADIES. A woman in Vt-nire, r.ctvl 00, 1 hati ht'r thtrvl s.-t ot'iii-w tt't'tii. Cornell Lnivi.T:ty b:is tiflron female fe-male stLideiiLi, ami more coining. An arroinji'ishiAl voting l;itly in Iowa can whistle ovlT :i hundred Iti n es. A youny l.aly at Grafton, Ohio, lias m:uU' one p-'por ui'pir.s l;.st ht-r eleven years. Portland Lidirs are t-'oin tn wear ealico to fhiire'.i. so as to .ii t an ex-imii.le ex-imii.le fur yor luHis. A Conneeti.'ut f;it'uer h.is ehriten-ed ehriten-ed his diuihtiT Cllyi-rrine. .She wi'A be tor fh;.ppi.-d lips. Miss Addio roider, a rotund Vermont Ver-mont mnidfii, has a winning weight ot'2'JS pouniUi avuhduiiois. One of the neatest toasts ever given: "'otnan. llie lj.-t word on our lips, I beeause. it comes from !he bottom ol oiir hearLs."' A young lady at Elminvspnit four yenrs in leu rniiigLiivfk, Latin, French and SpanLih, and then married a vegetable peddler. "liraeious me!" exel.iinied i btdy iu a witness box, "how should I know anything about anything I don't know anything about?" A York State girl, on hearing of the death of her loyer a mouth ago, fainted faint-ed away and was unconscious lor if week.. She recovered sultleiently to be married last Monday. A sad accident occurred in Pennsylvania Pennsyl-vania the other day, A 'young lady broke her arm while trying to turn a somersault. Her physician expresses the hope that she is recovering. Two ladies are said to have can cht twenty-five pounds of black bass in forty-Sve minutes, at Put-in-Bay. They were both widows, and had had plenty of practice as fishers of men. Mrs. Valentine Schneider, who lives on rare beefsteak at 2'd Adams street, is about 60 years old. She has not been down stairs lor three years. She weighs now 400 pounds. JJuatuii AdccrtisLi; A widow in Shelby county, Ills., refused re-fused an otler of S7o for tlirco calves, but insinuated to the man that he could have them for nothing, conditionally, condi-tionally, lie returned next day with the license. . , Nothing brightens a true woman like love. She will do anything, bear anything, suflcr anything for ttiesake ofa husband who truly and devotedly loves her and whose heart is one with hers. Where such love cnad, widowhood widow-hood begins. ., Farmer Moody, of IsTcw Hampshire, said to liis wile: "Mary, this bread is not fit for the dog to cat," and the tender-hearted Mary dropped dead beside the loaves. Out West here she would have dropped him. A foreign correspondent states that the women's right theory has permeated perme-ated Hinuostan, and the natives are "making bitter complaints of the suppression sup-pression of female, voters at municipal munici-pal elections in Bombay," The -women". of San Francisco say their prayers more regularly and assiduously as-siduously during the months of September Sept-ember and October than all the rest of the year put together. This is the earthquake season in California. Mrs. Overdclinde, of Grand Rapids, has been the cause of a shooting affray af-fray and an attempted suicide this season, and has also managed to send her husband to the penitentiary. She ia cousidered-a real lively woman. A young lady in Rochester wanted some bristles to use in making artificial artifi-cial flowers. She decoyed a hog with a doughnut, and was pulled into tho pen. Shrill screams and hoarse grunts were loudly mingled for a time, but the young lady got her bristles. It ia now announced, on the authority au-thority of that 'eminent physician," that it is not healthy to rise before eight o'clock in the morning. This applies only to men. Wives can rise at seven and start the fire as heretofore. hereto-fore. The Lacon Jlmne Journal man has made this nerve-quieting discovery: "If anybody sees a row of buttons coming down street, let him preserve his equilibrium ana trunk: not ox su-i su-i pernatural agencies. There's a wo- man behind them." Pining, sickly women should go to Colorado, if they .want health and strength.. Mrs. Prather was not able to sweep her own room, when she lived in Ohio;1 but the ot.ier day, alter living in Colorado one short year, she chased her husband half a mile with a pitchfork. Mr. Seoville,"of Fort Wayne, wants a divorce Ironi his wife on the ground that she is training for a running match. There never was a time when the poor women were so nearly deprived de-prived of everything that makes this world happy as just now. They won't even let Laura Fair shoot a Chinaman. |