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Show ( ;". FOU Tim LADIES. AuioDK tbo last things out in pathetic , soDg arc "My Darling's Shoes. , Thy ttTo out at tho toes. J A'AermOut woman waa iircieateJ with a sold watch ami pin Jor beiug. "a model, ChrUtian woman." A young woman at Green Bay,VU drew a liible nt ft lottery, and traded off her prize for a pair of shoes. A New llumnahiro man amused a congregation by exclaiming in his sermon-nap, "Come, conic, Sarah, 4en't crowd so." ' A uian who was told by a demy man to remember Lot's wile, replied that he had "trouble enough with his own, without remembering other men a wives." Lady Yarmouth asked Uarrick ono day why Lovo was always represented asochild. Ho replied, "liccauso Love nover reaches the ae of wisdom and oiperieneo." - '."Tbo wife of J). A. 'Dadd. of Uuui-boldt, Uuui-boldt, Iowa, bus presented hoivlord with nineteen children in lburlcon 1 years, and ihey are all well and live ut home with their Dadd. ;i'VV.hat substitute can there bo for the endearments of one's sisters?" ex-1 ex-1 claimed Mary.- :V "Tho endoavmeots of, nic other l'cllow's sibter." t The daughter of tho notorious Mine, j Restoll was committed to the peniten-, peniten-, tiary last week for habitual drunken-neiis, drunken-neiis, Iler asteomod mother Btill enjoys the sympathy of the community. : A society of women has been organized or-ganized in Norway who advocate celibacy. They can see no i'tin in marriage, but propono to have a St. Valentine's day once a year. , . A'-youn lady requested to bo re-i re-i leased from her marriage engagement ' on the ground that when sho contracted contract-ed it she believed her husband to be a "duck," but has since found him to bo I a ' 'goose," . A' ' swell wishing' to make himself interesting, asked, "Maria, what do you suppose I: was a hundred years ago?" - "Just what you ftve now, nothing at all," was tho prompt reply ," . ,'; A fashionable woman in Paris said to a reporter, "I do not object to your speaking of mo in tho paper, but do it .as my maid arranges my decolldle ;dress: auow only a Httlo and leave (he roat for imagination." Tbo woman-women of California aro about to issue a progranimo of what -theyespect to effect beforo they got through with their warfare against 'vile man.' ' Here is an extract: "Wo 'intend to wipo out all laws regulating the matrimonial rotation of the soxch." ''A' married lady of Chicago thus sums "up three years' oxpericnco of .married life:, "The first, year my husband called me 'dear,'- the second year 'Mrs. A.,' and tho third year 'old sorrel top.' The last I couldn't stand and suod fur a divorce." And she. got it. i - , ;A- "strong-minded", thus relievos herself : "Marry ! marry ! marry I That's man's eternal cry. Marry and settle down. Sottlo down into a house two story back perhaps settle down into a kitchen, a cook etove, a wash tub, a. cradlo! and so keep settling, settling into a weary, woru, faded woman on whom tho malo impor-1 impor-1 tuner, after live or ten years of his .exclusive companionship, may look and congratulate himself on having accomplished a successful ruin!" Tho following highly interesting conversation was overheard in a dark corner of tho West Point Hotel piazza not a hundred years ago. The interlocutors inter-locutors wore a married couple : , ."Who's tweet?". ,"Why oo's twoot." "No, oo's tweot." i "Who's ittlo birdy is you?" "Oo'a ittlo birdy." ' ' : Tho romaiudcr could only bo expressed ex-pressed ouuiuatupuciically. Since that ovening tho following beautiful song has been very popular there : "Oh 1 how Tory tweot are wo, Just as twoot as we oan be; , , Oo is tweet, and I am, too, 'j " Oo lovos uie, and I lo ves oo." |