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Show iKi.if;s. ciijbtren 8andinaviin Uicniber Tlu M-jhthJy SJhi-! prrduru that ilie sun wili Uiro oai ia 44,?y yeari I The pailietic tall! of fc J .tt( t Brown Jti" ii 'U- oi .Ni1od' w.ak- TLrt Klt1l-Li are talLiu of replvu-i-tiitiff tWir.eihauitt J oj'ter Uds wi: L . oystcr.i irom tUe Clie-i'i-uVd bay. A yniiiUi-r wbo Las Lst all hi- crt-eD-. 1 LacL.-i may aptly exclaim with Shakes- J pear, "So much lur buokitig Vtu.'' A -a ciptaia expbloJd to an iu .i'li-iuT'r lady tlint lti-;-y u-fd .-brotiji aboard ship tu biry .l-ad Calms at ica. . Au Oiviud t-Jiiur alludes to tlie pur-. cba. of a mule by a brorhr jourualUl as a remarkalle ca-e of solt'-poe.sion l b.- til? LU-rrrs in New Vork Jon 't , nicDiioa 1 lie J!o.-h" any more, though i iihey reft-r frequently 10 "ould IU11." '. ' 1 I 'I'ht oJoro Tilton is r-uid lo be nmk-, ;ing arrangement to bring out HeU'u j ' Maasiiehi as a leeiurt-r on ihe woman's rights qiieMbw. j Little hoy t Itucklbrd, UliQi'iH, ! break Ihrou'crh the ice and the citizens: i Oah them out and warm ihem with biti jOf scanning. j j It is csiitiiatdd lhat more I ban 1 oneiitli of the inhabitants of the j United Stated are owners of real ei- i tato. - I Afior his mule had thrown him, aj Oeorftia tii'teenlh amendment reproved; him by exclaiming, "You darned old1 (Democrat !" An incorrigible bore at our elbow ' wantd to know if V-o-r-c-h e-s-t-e-r spells Wooster, why H-o-c-h-e-s-t-o-rj don't spell Rooster. I ! An avalanche occurred on a lull in 1 ! Massachusetts, a lew dav3 since, ofi euflicieut magnitude to push fifty feet I of stone wall clear aero-a a country! road. Mrs. I'arliuyton lelU of a minister who had served the Lord for thirty-years, thirty-years, first an a circus-rider, then as a locust preacher and last as an ex-i hauster. ' j The Denver Ancs says aMonyojl woman, weeping over the loss of a' child, was assured by a fyinpathizing j neighbor that "thero are just as pood ,1'isii in the sea a- ever was caught." Purchaser "K a-t-1 is not the way . to spell 'cattle.' " j hrover twriting the receipt) "Nae-, "Nae-, body could spell wi' (his pen, there's !becn owre money dnicken bodies using lit!" j A cruy old bachelor in congress j proposes to levy a tax of 25 per cent. Ion corsets, whereupon a down-east pa-' pa-' per remarks, "Since there is no tax on j men getting tight, why should not la 1 dies have the same privilege?" j The proprietor of a lookihg-shv-s establishment es-tablishment on Jiroadway ssya that j daily observation lias shown him that ionauaverago more men than women 'look at themselves in the mirrors out jsido as they pass up and down the street." |