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Show iKn.r.s. 1 A lu-ad iiid -a u.-r:-. Lllmi ul' L'urioity - (.-lii u-a-. Tlic t-o.M coimu-r .ii;n -"No iru-t." Piffcrred -t". k Aidi-mey and lurhatus. TLie si.iiiiuali-ti uioito- Wliat'd the oddi SO IuUl: as you are rappy '.' The champioD rcapi-r which secure.-' the large?! harvc.-t ad vert iai 11 3. I hav known people who had so !it-I !it-I lie karacter that they didn't evt'O hav: lenny jfhailini;-. J-h iilltiiff. It may sound like a paradox, yet the . 'breaking of both wiuim of an army a ; a pretty uri- way to make it tly. j I Au aL'ik'ultural but orihodui eonlri- ' j Lutor thinks Uoaz married lor il-ar his, ! laborers -hould think him a ruthless ' . uia-li r. The rtiiui-iiT who divides his dis-j dis-j eonrsc into too many heads will tind it ditlieult to procure attentive ears lor all l ol' them. j Teacher Charles what do ynir : know of Napoleon .' Charles He begins with a L-reat N ' and ends with a little n. A sentimental chap intends to petition peti-tion eou.kTCsa lor a ranl lo improve the channels ul alleclion, so that hence-I hence-I Ibrth tlif emirso of love may run smooth. A young Kentuckian who had been dressed to represent Santa Claus at a elmrch fair was mistaken lor a Ku I Klux, and knocked over by a nervous ! gentleman. A man once went to an eccentric lawyer to be iiutlilied tor some petty otlice. The lawyer said to him, "Hold up your hand, I'll swear you, hut all .creation couldn't qualify you." A Sunday school teacher "out west," ! upon impairing of one of his juvenile pupils what ho had learned during the week, was olectrilted by the answer that ho "learned not to trump his partner's ace.'1 A wag observing on the door o'' a house the names of two physicians remarked re-marked that it put him in mind of a double-barreled gun; if ono missed, tho other would be sure to kill. Wile Well, to tell the (ruth, 1 didn't think much of the close of (he sermon. Husband Probably you were thinking think-ing more of the clothes of the congregation. The old-fashioned philosophy of the! woman question is well condensed in the i lhe report of "Joshua Marvel" about his friend, the old sailor : "lie doesn'tj think that women are as good as men, ' but he thinks that mothers are better." As the 4 o'clock a.m. train on the j Kansas Pacilic was coming east, while , between Newman and Medina a peculiar pecu-liar shock was felt and the train was stopped. It was found that a piece two iect in length had been broken I from one of the rails by the engine, j and yet the entire train had passed I over in safety. All hands felt that they I had providentially avoided a fearful j ! accident. I ! |