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Show . i'ok Tin; r.ADir.s. . '1'h.t om.ii lur Awi liatl- I.' auiv- -' . i . -i urtli, iln 1'uiis itiau ujiliiiu r, baa noJi'raltM bis pri.-es and will cet up I piiie a decent silk dres.s now tor iIHM j A xirl in Wi-ooiHtu wallowfd forty j iR-ri-u-v-ion caps. Her mother refrained refrain-ed from punishing lu-r, or even lalkintr ;uappilily to h.-r. Mrs. Sarah .). Male, who Ins written md edited for more than a Generation, is still, in her Mth year, al work on The J.ad.fi Hook, upon which she has worked 1 1 jt-aiN. I'y a ruuailaLIrt L-Irii.'alcnvir, ilic keeper ol" an eail-side dinini.'-rooni tor ladies annuiinees "vnal eallels" on one of his placard-. So il is lliat thn Irulh soineliitie.s will out. '.!!!. A Vennniil. iil, who suol a false lover lor $ io ibr breacli uf -iumLe, save the court Ihi-i nil? for lvekouing the damages: Nine hillin-'s pir wef-k for "setlin; Up'. phi-, the vahh! of lights and fn. l. A Now York b-ll.-, th- .is pnr-c)iaing pnr-c)iaing some tlores, (old f ho clerk site wanted tlicm of a "subdued mouse .:olor." The oh-i'l s.tid they were all out of thai shade, but MU'gesI ed "infuriated "in-furiated rai" ui a r-ultifnie. lie wa discharged. An old lady in I li an.c,'! county, N. ()., who 1'iolesses to work out her own salvntioii, lias named all her furuUut'e after llie Script inv and I ho Apostles. Whenever she wauls to sit. in her ear-y chair she tell hop .servant, "lo brin.o: up tho Apostle I'anl and put il near the lire.". A Boston rciioiler ha:s been in jail with Mrs. i.orgia ivharton. lie says j "shft seemed perfectly at ease", was fashionably and neatly dressed, carried an elegant gold watch at her waist, and I in appearance aud conversation ini- j pressed me as a lady of culture and re-tinemenU re-tinemenU The following old receipt for the choice of a wile seems good: Ah mil- li of I'onulv an ii(.urict nti'v, lion, Or uimlcHt ilim.k.iin.ii- lum, pi.m.piinn, A Jw-ilo mind, KiiliHon it-nl in orivr I ion, , A irmpgr Ip.1 l,y i t-n.Hoii ami rolled !.m. And evory paion Ucpl In duo Hulijei-llon. ' luat fftulla uninigli in ki-cjj ,Mr iioiu pcriecliitn: Kiml Dim, my IVIuii.I, naU lliun m il,,' vuin--Hrc- A newly married couple having occasion oc-casion to economize by moving to a poor house in Kentucky are deeply indignant in-dignant because I lie keeper thereof assigned as-signed them sepai-ale wards of the establishment, es-tablishment, and have brought suit against him for violating I he marriage ceremony by putting asunder thoso whom God had joined. A wedding lately look place at Newbury, New-bury, Ohio, which has been a j;ood while maturing. Thirty-seven years ago the groom look out a license to marry his present bride, but for some reason the negolial ions were not al that Ume carried into eil'ect. Since then the bride has lost, (wo husbands and tho groom one wife, before reaching & point when they could use fho oM license li-cense or get a new one. An applicant Ibr the portion of a domestic in n New Kngland family was asked if she knew hnw to use kerosene. Her reply exceeded the most sanguine expectations. "Use it, is ii?" she cx-1 cx-1 claimed, in a tone of reproachful explanation; ex-planation; "give me a can of kerosaue and I'd never ask for ihe lift of a shavin'." "Merciful (iabriel!" was all the lady remarked as she helped the applicant out of the gate. A man out West read that dry copperas cop-peras put into a bed of ants would cause them to leave, and put some in his mother-in law's bed lo see if phe wouldn't go. U didn't affect tho mother-in-law in the least. At latest accounts she continued to occupy the best bed in the house and "boss" the whole family. He thinks the next time he'll try whether three or four pounds of nitro-glyccriue won't move tho old woman a peg. |