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Show Sarah J-iiie. Th dmuJ duke Lis kit Ounlia to 1 hunt ilie IjLmjd. t The i;hoir at an li.wa t-liurch wej-Uing wej-Uing aaug "Ham l''at." , Alnii inyi that the dearest spot on earth to tiiiu is Niagara, j It U no uncommon thing for hot i words to produce coolnea-. Burglars break out of rural jaila in , WiacoDain with pine shin.lei. i In Siberia during the wi liter milk U ! bought and old a a t'lvzcn htate. I Memphis people duu t get drunk any ! uiore, The new thm ia "yncoiie." I 'J'he uio-l irredeeinahle lionds yet ; known to the financial and moml world ; re vagabond.. An Indiana faiuu'i' refused lo buy a J sewing machine "lie wwed his wheal lout ot'a bucket." Ibrt tendency ol po.tr k-cdiug m boarding vliooU h lo iuakL' the young ! lady boarders lasi. "The Dyiiii Prince tiiii" ia aiuoiis ' the latest and funniest conceits ot the : Cincinnati )iat uianutaoturers. Leavenwoilli, Kuu-a.n, ia building a thirteen hundred dollar church and a i jevenly thousand dollar opera house. I A muu who lias traveled through ' jNcw Jcracy nays he saw cumc; land ; I there so poor you ooulJu't raise a di- . ! tur banco on it. Th jtrcu-yU mon.iler so worked : upon the leelings ot'a colored I-'loridian 1 that one ot'hia neiglibora waa removed to the Uiatnal sepulchre. Mystery magnifies danger, as a fog the sud; the hand that warned Rel-dhazzar Rel-dhazzar derived ita horrifying influ- ; ence from (he want of a body. Nearly all slang phrases have some I basis for their u?e; thua the application applica-tion of the galvanic battery for nervous ner-vous diseases makes the patient"ste&dy i by jerk.i." ! Two printers recently left Sacra mento for San Francisco in a skilf. Stores two bottles of whisky and a blanket. At last accounts they hadn't pied their forms). The new style of collar I'm gentlemen gentle-men 3 simply terrific. They aro an ;oconomical article, however, as, with long pantaloons, they do away with all necessity for a shirt. Tammany has not perhaps yet crossed the Rubicon of reform, but in plain English metaphor (which we trust has not been met afore) it has certainly crossed the Tweed. Worht. Stokes qua li lied a statement made under oath, that (here had been no improper connection between himself and Mrs. Manifield, by saying tbat he had "peculiar ideas" on the subject. A printer, who, uo doubt, makes a god of his belly, thinking more of things eatable than of things spiritual, set up a minister's teit, "Heyo there for breakfast," instead of "Jle ye therelbre steadfast.'' A temperance lecturer being seen coming out of a tavern wiping his mouth, effectually disarmed criticism by explaining that he had a severe toothache, and only went in "to get a clove to put in his tooth." |