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Show For. lahizs. V"!i -ii :i r; i r r i - I .'i )'"" co-n-c ) it i- i,-rf.-H!y ici er i-tt lin .:; t- i.i :. .Si..u-i T i ;1 '.!.i! t.w-: o;: t!i: f.iu Mr.. 1 1,. ii, ...r, Hi-,,,,:. ., u 1- ittil I.I -1, j'l-r t k.:i:jj hi i h;vi 1 in. L)r, thij V ' rii.',-: a '.''"Hi tt.j.l -i I j'.it Urtt, aro tiiiu-,"' wh-:li c-ir.uoS k-t ui:crt v-.-ry loupr. "M , is tlift portrait of filler torn'.'" "No, I, Wiiy ii ) y )o '"',' liy this inoruiu.i h'j bi. l..' '-Dim my p:: ir. ' ' ".'.fy '! ir,'' s it 1 a rtril wifo to her li'Hu .(!, o.i lii-i rtum f.-oi.i ti-wu," Uh.it 'A. 11 Mn: 1 t' :-,t Ull!l.T VlJ'l H-' in liii ri-r -t, in Ii iUuuoiV.''1 "Itii) I'l'ln.i J l t.i, ny low." A mm in N-v 1 1 rn; I'lif) bid bo-Cotin: bo-Cotin: (; ii.-.' l t.i rmilMinoiiy, ti.iU on til in: M-.IUH i)f in irry ui im fo ircrj wif-, wiit:a tli.j iiiiutft-.-r r'-ij'i-.it' I the ( j 1 1 1 - t ( Hi), ho sail; "I've L.nmlly H.tt." A 'rvuit, i- w'i'i wit nijiloyeil to j.irki.t i.i r rii.i-ti-i-'.s :ah'i.f.-j took tli'! i,,)-r: unity lo im'.Imb lii-r uii.-s-1 1-r 'n plrkli:.-l. Hiii! ii III'! Siluiu Wu-li.nn Wu-li.nn W!i. v in h i;iy unci cun:l'.--n h;.'i rim w,i - yniiv', uii'l cnpy nt-d pali'lfH .Vll'lll niiu w i-i ul.l. Ail i:xiri:ll'iit oM ih'ucon, who, having hav-ing wvti it him turkey ut, a chuiity rulll-, ill I n't likii to tell his svruly ortiio.hix uifn hoy Iih ciiiiio by it, fini:tly ri'iii irid il, handing iu:r the lowl, tli.it tin) "rili ikera" yaVe it to him. Tlio men ffiiniiliT long dres.-tes miiiih imoiv Htylisli tlmu snort oua. 'J'lui ciiiliit.H ut We.-tt l'oiiit say that wlimi ii l,nly wi:ji'm ii hh irt dives to tkuir Imps, tlmy like to iliinco with lu-r, but when Mho wuhm a long one tin y like to look ut her. A courteous I'lvnohrnan, in reply to u j Uf.-it i i n v; Ii y woman w.is tint ad-luituiil ad-luituiil into thu Chamber ol Deputies, him I llnit to bo u member it, wna re-(juinitt) re-(juinitt) to bo forty yeurs of uh, and it wm impossible to suppose tint any l.uly should reneti that unseemly age. Some! i mo h'uva ft goutle-nau died who during lit'u refused t uoiievu iu fiiturn iMiuishiiii'u K iio or three Weeks ill lor his demise his wife reeei v-rd v-rd through a medium a cuoimuuiea-tion, cuoimuuiea-tion, wliii'h rd us follows; "Dear wife, I mi beliiivo. I'leties send me my tli in clothes aud a barrel of ice water." "Keallj, my dear," said poor Mr. Jones, to hia better half, "you have nadiy dimippoiuted me. I once considered con-sidered yon a jewel of a woman, but you've turned out ouly a bit of matrimonial matri-monial paste." "Then, my love," wivs the reply, "console jouiself with the idea that pasta is veiy adutsive, ond will stick to you as long as you live." No Indiana divorces rtckoneii ou. |