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Show INKLINGS. j T'::? Icard of Lci'-.h a j!a:n d:U ' Why r'n. u'.J a .trro.aa U rich? litca-ise LU U ali ! V,'iL'...-l to Vn ...w. h.w it any K-Jar .., are cc-.a:i.-l in a wL-eacre. Why are type Lie cricina? Be-M'i Be-M'i ir -y .'r..u.ia't be Ij'ied up unci un-ci ; ro-.l' taktn. , '"A'". i:n. I h I cu!l ta'se n.v f - i w':h u;e." sail a diioi Swi '; i-r'a.-- n. 'it u-Lt t," wa tie d.n- Ti.-- s jtith-.-rn njr;s are w u.uch i a-.-jc'-ci u circuses iL-it ttey date a..: r-ri.tiria'oie uccurren-., l-"Ls. u-ar-, ria'-s. d atls etc, t'rva the "c.KUi wi- j'r U-t." A f -rik-rrs aJv!-r to LU ma on hi.-c-Ji'nj d-ivt "WLt-n thee went a e.j'-t'u:...-, I u'.l thee to keep tby eye-wi.:e eye-wi.:e oj -.-n; E jst thou art roarried, I tcj thee to k---'--p them haif tLut." One of the health j ourni'.s prfpo.-es the C"uun jrum, "S Lat sLJ we uo in ti.e si-;k p'oai'.' ' It' tht-y Lave U ti.e kjv we i.d, tl.ey .U tike pi. is and . : -..I .... ..'! or,.) ..1 C.rlll ''Durir? thts war," ays an ex-; ehon--e. 'France produced no Marhal j Marat," an J yet she ate cavalry hor--es enough to have produced even a nrar'ial neih. LvuUcilU Cuu.-cer-Ji urnnK j The B -tun Pt h:vs the following I retort: "T he ersau who sent us a copy j of the Boston l'jit with "Jackass', written on the margin is requested to inturui us at what stable he can he found." ''Younc man," jaid a minister to a I youth of his congregation, "do you know what relation you sustain to the I world?" "Yes sir; two cousins and a grandmother, but I don't intend to sustain them much longer." A Portland lawyer, annoyed and interrupted in-terrupted by a uh-pute between two men in his office as to whether there are nine or ten omniandmenLs, rebuking re-buking them both for their ignorance, informed them that there are thirteen. thir-teen. A short time ago a Mr. Steinmetz 'told the President and others that the ' Senate Chamber sadly needed ventil-' ventil-' ation, and that its foul air wonld nec-! nec-! esanly injure the health of the Sena-' Sena-' tors. An offer was then made to ven-1 ven-1 tilate the building, but it was rejected, ; the contractor not being a relative of Gen. Grant. t A London letter says: "An innoya- tion in the way of female decoration ! has been introduced in the fashionable j circles here. Certain lovely damsels, j tired of bracelets, necklaces, earrings, jandtiras, have accepted and promul-; promul-; gated the eastern fashion of wearing I anklets. They are already for sale in 1 the prominent jewelry stores. They ', generally have little tinkling bells at-: at-: tached. A fashionable young lady of rather ; attenuated figure, while in the hands ; of her dressmakers, became alarmed at the spaciousness apportioned to her bodice, and declared that she could i never wear it, and the silk had been ' wrongly cut. "Pardon me, mademoiselle," madem-oiselle," said the modiste, "the design de-sign is quite correct; the fitting is exactly ex-actly as it should be. I have made ! your dress, and now I must bring you '. up to it !" |