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Show 1 1TEM.S FOT? TIIK LADIES. All women are kleptomaniacs to a certain extent. They will hook dres?es. "A Inss I am no more," as the girl said when she got married. A Frenchman, wishing ' to compliment compli-ment a girl as a "little lamb," called her a "small mutton." A lady in Syracuse ,ia said to rest her head on a grammar while sleeping, sleep-ing, in order that she may dream correctly. cor-rectly. A latlv operator on Wall street recently re-cently cleared H), 000 by a lucky turn ofi'urtune. Several thousand spiusters in Massachusetts, Mas-sachusetts, after long years of observation, observa-tion, entirely dissent from the proverb, ''Man proposes.''.,,,., A Coustautinople paper gives uuu-tacious uuu-tacious of female slaves. A ngero woman wo-man in good health brings about $400; a Circassian gir of 12, $1,000, and of 113,414,000. '- |