Show 0 DUP TOO MUCH FOR THE A wag sauntering quietly along a street the other day was accosted by a man irian who stammered can call you t t tell mo me where I 1 may S g K g get tome some g gg g g g rood hood t t tin t t attacks certainly replied tho the wag waff you down this street on your lett left then turn again to your left and that will bring yon to the be beat st hardware shop in the t he town whore where be sure to got get them vio the stammerer continued hta his way tile the wag walking down the street entered the aforesaid hardware shop and proceeded as aa follows have billave you any g g g good t tt t tin t t tt t t stacks I 1 yes sir air said the obliging producing his best beat after some rummaging are you sure oure th th thesa aro are g g good ones yes sir air the best that are arc made 01 are ar 0 th th tho ht heads g g good and strong yes sir air have billave they g g got a s s s sha sharp rp p p p p gollits ol lits I 1 yes air well p p p gleaso s s s alt on them t t till I 1 come back will you he bo said making a bolt for the door Pre presently the unlucky stammerer having described a square arrived at the hardware shop and entering asked innocently have you any g g good t atin t t t tacks when he recovered lie ho asked in a somewhat dazed fashion whether the house bouse had bad fallen on him or if etwas simply an explosion THEIR LIMIT i g I 1 t I 1 L biank rank its ee m 1 ekar extremely duely difficult to get the gentler antl er sex In terestea lit in politics lotty yes about the only tickets ticket vi afe are I 1 interested lite rested in are theater tick etc pigs this little pig having the bacteriological bac terl inspection wont went to market this little pig fi lit tibe tha absence of them the proper certificate that tile the roan man who brought the animal invariably sprayed his bis beard went home this little pig especially requiring prot elds had roast beef this little pig carbohydrates indicated dica ted had none this little pig went tee hee heet heel to be modern Is such tun fun lite life home help small daughter its ita most school time and ive mislaid millaid my geography cultured mother alother well tell me ma what the lesson Is about rind and ill write out the answer tor for you to learn small Paugh daughter ter tho the takes lakes of africa cultured mother iam jm or er it if youve mislaid millaid your geography you yon careless child you oil can just hunt till you find it new york weekly her withering scorn my dear la Is it possible you paid for that bathing suit why it weight more than about four ounces and I 1 could hide it in my fist george alfred if I 1 had known that you judge a bathing suit stilt by its size and weight I 1 would have bought a gunny sack chicago tribune HAD ENOUGH pt V TI M does doea she play by ear yes but ill take care she abe play by mine again stung young man you rescued my wife from the water 1 I beg pardon sir I 1 thought she was your daughter daug liter judge an tragedy there irac wits mia ayoung follow fellow named jack who kissed a pert mald with a smack brna alie rnald naia she blie got mad and made mada jacky sal ead bior iv fhe F he pushed back liln his fuce itce with 0 alia cit 1 baltimore american TAKING CHANCES charles i I 1 heard the other day that gerald Is going to got married edward well why he hed g comfortably well off chatles charles just tho the whole point why lie he remain so go towers the patient architect had just succeeded in getting mrs Drippin gold to td decide between the charms of renaissance classic and queen anno anne for or the plans of her magnificent new country house the only details I 1 aint gain to leave to your discretion said the wealthy lady la Is tile the matter of tow ers I 1 want wak plenty of towers that folks can see for a long way off when by but what kind of towers do you want inquired the unfortunate aecha arch hect norman gothic mrs Drippin golI closed tile the E english n glish novel of high life on which her soul had been feeding why ancestral towers tow ers of course puck A eifes DeNio devotion tion young lIus husband band my afy devroome dear dea some ol of my garments aro are sadly it iri need of buttons yo young u ng wife yes my ioia ove I 1 no ticen that and have sent for my mother she la Is a splendid hands hand at sewing on buttons new yc york irk weekly DAD WAS WISE r I 1 1 1 1 RL bong reginald bald th thought ought your dail dad going to send you back to college clarence yes dad did kick at the expense but I 1 threatened to stay at home and help run the business and lie ho decided college would be cheaper the cookbook cook book trade lounger do cook books form an important item in your sales bookseller yes we sell cell them by b the thousand the women appreciate them eh eha oil oh the women dont buy them their husbands do new ow bory weekly one mans wisdom jack that fellow marvin known kiowa more about women than any man I 1 ever met tom toni tomis Is that so jack yes why he actually realizes that he understand them chicago dally daily news by the way A man in boston wishes to elaml diate ay yours ours truly from all correspondence as being superfluous why not let a few superfluous things remain it is the superfluous that counts after all life reasonable little girl say mamma aint I 1 ma made de of dust mother yes dear little girl well ell why dont I 1 let muddy when I 1 drink judge |