| Show I 1 god jokers MY EDUCATION IN A NUTSHELL I 1 can say 1116 alc baca hoc and do cline any verb in latin but I 1 was waa t told 0 d file other day that I 1 mispronounced 1 I the anglish language and spoke it I 1 incorrectly I 1 know liow how ninny many segments thoro there are in a ocoa foot anil and can call discourse learnedly on oil tho the origin of life but im beggared if IE I 1 understand enuch ab nebout 0 ut this synthesis ot of forces which 1 I call cal I 1 myself I 1 could arito you ft a splendid easily costly upon tho the arts arta of subsistence in ili forn forniyor or umes ind and describe to you tit in detail how our progenitors managed to elce eke out nn all existence but I 1 dont believe I 1 could broil a beefsteak nor mako make a bowl of neither can call the girl I 1 nm am going to marry I 1 have been told old how all the lower animals propagate them themselves solves and know more or loss about tho the scientific breeding of cattle but I 1 am aiu entirely innocent 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