Show hUMOR OF THE DAY What did the doctor do for your complaint com-plaint Told me the name of ltTltBits Lady at the DoorI believe In my heart you are the some tramp I gave a large piece of pie t a few days ago I Tramp No maam youre mistaken Has dead Yonkefs Statesman Providing for the Future Pllcher town what 1 made you move back to that little I want to die where my obituary notice will have a chance for a respectable respect-able Show Chicago R ord Might be Worse The heroine tore her hair Oh that I should have to pay to come to this she moaned Well you didnt have to pay to come hissed the villlan with a meaning glance in the direction of tho audince Detroit Tri directon bune I wonder how warm the room is said Bloobumper Benny go and look at the thermometer The little boys consultation consul-tation must have been very unsatisfactory unsatisfac-tory for he said presently The thermometer ther-mometer Isnt going Truth Her Impression must get a book of etiquette said Maud What forT inquired Manila I want to find out what senatorial courtesy is Oh I heard my father talking about that I know what that Is Its a rule by which every senator is forbidden to Interfere when they get to disgracing one another Washington Star It was at a masquerade ball and she recognized him at once How did you come to recognize me darling Wa It the loud beating of my heart that gave me away i Oh no she replied it w your crooked legsTexas Sifter I Colonel T A Dodge Is responsible for the following story of a negro preacher whose congregation habitually made a great racket every Sunday Upon being questioned the old man with evident sorrow for the ignorance of the colonel said Doa you know the Lawds prayer Of course replied the colonel col-onel but what ha that to do with It Doan de Lawds prayer say hollered be thy name replied the allwise preacher Argonaut |