Show I WIT AND HUMOR I Cleveland Plain Dealer Did you read about the Spanish mayor of Ponce sing 111Z i Yankee Doodle I Say whats his address Hed be great in vaudeville I Chicago News Anna Jack dear was you ever In love before Jack Sure You dont think for a minute Id practice on a nice little girl like you I hope Cincinnati Enquirer Our wart of a contemporary the current issue of the Jazeville Gazette says claims as far as tho war is concerned to have the earliest intelligence That is the kind of Intelligence they always had at that office of-fice I is more than early it Is primitive primi-tive tvePlain Plain Dealer Hullo Charlie whats the matter Why are you walking with those crutches Case It does me so much good to have people look at me with that war hero smile Washington Star The Spanish citizen who was eager for a little genuine news dismounted from his bicycle and approached ap-proached the press censor Whats the matter with those naval officers who went away from here sometime some-time ago he Inquired bluntly Arent they coming back Oh yes was the answer They are l right Merely delayed by a few punctures thats all I Plain Dealer How long said the manasinr editor to the night foreman had that Bismarck Is Dead editorial been on the standing galley foreman Something like 1 months replied the Its always well to be prepared for death said the editor Yes said the foreman Washington Star That goes to show said the man who rolls his trousers trous-ers up and wears a monocle how unpopular un-popular the royal family is In Spain I didnt believe such absolute indifference II is wossible What are you talking about The way those people refuse to follow the fashion Heres a member of the royal family down with the measles and not another case reported in Spanish society so-ciety Chicago News hDo you know remarked re-marked l the humorist 30U not one of my eb ainmeo lear jokes hat been returned in the past ten years earIndeed Indeed exclaimed the horse reporter eh I suppose you neglect to Inclose stamps ehNew New dont get familiar I I said the I wmanl dfj funny man I didnt mean to have meant what you mean to insinuate Oh well said the horse man resignedly re-signedly I suppose Ill have to see the I finish Trot back to the post and make a fresh start I dont mind telling you the secret of my success said the lnughmaker Be fore submitting my jokes to the editor I I read them to my motherinlaw and I 4 < And 4f she breaks into an audible smIle yoq send them f interrupted the only selfrecognized ht > jsexauthority On the contrary icY Med I the Qumorlst those are the ones I itstroy |