Show JOHN CHINAMAN TOO LITERAL celestial lerned learned hia lesson altogether too well when the andersons went to california they rented a small furni furnished shea house and engaged a chinese man inan ot of all work by the name ot of wing when they were settled tho the neighbors began to call and it was then that the fact act was discovered that wing was absolutely devoid of any ideas as to the ushering in or out of guests so one morning the ladles ladies determined to instruct him providing him with a tray miss anderson I 1 went out and rang the bell was shown into the parlor and halted waited I 1 while the chinaman carried her card i to sirs anderson andersen this was repeated several times I 1 until tho the ladles ladies were quite satisfied that wing was perfect in his role I 1 that evening at the bell range rang 1 wing shuffled majestically to thedoor the door I 1 while mother and daughter stood I 1 breathless at the top of 0 the stairs to watch developments they heard beard a gent lemans voice ask it the ladles ladies were at home they saw 1 wing present his els tray and receive a I 1 card and then they saw him draw a card from his sleeve I 1 mine gasped miss ilass anderson the one we used for the lesson 71 wing compared the two carefully 1 and returning the one which the caller had bad just handed banded him he remarked I 1 blandly 4 I 1 I 1 no good no can come corner and calmly shut the door in iff ifie ahe fc face of the astonished guest rams horn |