Show TALES OF THE DAY Nat Enough Wind For Two Patrick was the captain of a brick schooner that plied between New York I and Haverstraw on the Hudson One day his schooner was loaded ready to start for New York But Patrick never gave Ii the word to the crew to cast off the hawsers haw-sers and get under way Instead he sat I lazily swinging his legs over the spokes of the wheel smoking his pipe The owner of the brickyard who was j also the owner of the vessel seeing that I the schooner had not started and wishing J to have the load landed in New York as soon as possible rushed down to the dock It and son irately demanded of Patrick why he did not get under way Shure your honor theres no wind uNo wind Why whats the mater wh you Theres Lawsons schooner under sail going down the river now Yls Ive been er watchin her but I Its useless my getting under way Shes pot the wind now and faith theres not jot enoug1 of it fer two Harpers Round The Iletraril of Virtue The following story Is related of u gentleman gen-tleman who Invited a number of Sunday school children to a treat in his beautiful grounds Not the least appreciated among the many good thing were the excellent strawberries and cream of ecelent which there was a plentiful supply I Seeing how the children enjoyed these the good man wishing to improve tho occasion addressed them I Well boyS he said I hope you have j thoroughly enjoyed your strawberries and cream Yes sir was the reply in lusty chorus cho-rus j rusBut suppose he continued that instead I in-stead of having been invited here you had < 3 I stolen over my garden wall and helped yourselves when no was looking you fify gsth I would not have enjoyed them half as I much would you no No sir replied the chorus I And why not queried the benefactor To this answer there was no immediate response the boys being apparently shy o I I giving any reason At length however I a little urchin rather bolder than the rest piped out Cause we shouldnt ha had no 1 I cream with them |