Show I HUMOR OF THE HOUR Doctor You are suffering from a complication com-plication of diseases my dear sIrat least sixHumorous Invalid How much discount dis-count do you give me on half a dozen doctor TitBits Those Sympathetic Neighbors That Mrs Weeper seems perfectly inconsolable inconsol-able Yes she is evidently trying to create the impression that she invented being a widow Chicago Record Editor to aspiring writerYou should write so that the most Ignorant can understand un-derstand what you mean Aspirant Well what part of my paragraph para-graph dont you understand sirTlt Bits No Maud doesnt ride a wheel because her arms are so thin Are you sure you mean her arms Yes They splither sleeves every time she rides against the wind Indianapolis Journal Mamma what part of the body is the trombone No part of the body my dear Yes It is because it says in the paper here that last night while returning from the symphony concert Prof Gridel fell and broke his trombone Brooklyn Life Fruits of Experiehcie Yes we are going go-ing to camp out again and I know just exactly how to have a perfect time What Is your formula Well you leave at home all the things you think you ought to take and you take all the things you think you ought to leave at home Detroit Free Press Churchgoing made EasyTbis must be a pretty religious town judging from the number of churches It has said the traveler It aint that mister The people is so durn lazy that there had to be lots of churches set around handylike to glt thorn to go to any of em Indianapolis Journal l HealthWhy asked the casual obser server did you shoot that tenderfoot Because replied the chairman of the Civic Federation always glad to supply reasonable information he would otherwise other-wise have died of consumption and we are I I I trying to have our town recognized as a health resortDetrolt Tribune A man in Scotland who had been raised to the high dignity of justice of the peace was exceedingly proud of his new honor One day being on his high horse he happened to call himsef the representative of her majesty Hoot awa said a friend who overheard over-heard the remark you represent her majesty Her majesty dacent woman is much better represented on a bawbee Town and County Journal In that newspaper we picked up on the road said Tired Thomas to Weary Willie there was a piece which said that wealth does not always bring happiness I Do you spose thats so Yes its so replied Weary Willie I know it from experience You dont say When did you have wealth Well I had wealth once but it did not bring happiness Tell me about it Once when I was tramp in Iowa I I found a silver dollar an I had to walk I four days before I came to a place where I I could buy beer I never Went to Iowa I after thatPittsburg Chronicle |